Speed Bump by Dave Coverly for October 24, 2024

I once saw a dog pick up a water moccasin snake right in the middle and shaking it like that until it was dead.

That’s how I try to fix things. Either that or give it a good whack.

Doggie drool musta ruins it.

Doing that’ll make your nose grow. That thing about lying is a myth. Go ahead and lie. Just don’t shake your head like that.

Apple once sold a monitor that would sometimes have a line at the bottoms of the display. Apple support said to strike it firmly with the hand on the left side of the monitor.

That’s how my dog fixes broken stuffed animals.

I’ve had many fine tugs of war with dogs doing that. With a rope or ball instead of a phone, however.

For dog’s shake!

When I shake my phone it turns into a flashlight.

Ah shake shake shake

Shake shake shake

Or reboot it

Or reboot it.

Whole lot o’ shakin’ goin’ on.

Dogs & Smart Phones, kinda made for each other right ??? ;-)