Bound and Gagged by Dana Summers for October 26, 2024

Bloody hell

Not in “South Pacific”.

False advertising!

He menses he expected something else.

Wouldn’t she be a drink either way, Drac?

As if you is eats solid foods vampy.

Welcome to the real world, Vlad.

Surprised he didn’t order a glass of blood. Or plasma, blood lite.

Next time visit the blood bank

“But I don’t drink … vodka”

And a Long Island is not tea

I wonder if he was thinking about “Bloody Mary,” The English queen?

Absolut-ly.

Only way I can get them to increase my celery.

The Sun is probably coming up. He should flee.