I LOVE candy corn. I’m not even supposed to have candy at all, but nonetheless I always make a point of getting myself a small bag at the beginning of October and carefully parceling it out over the month. Finished the last serving yesterday, right on schedule! I think I’ll be good until next year. :)
Pssh. Post-Halloween candy corn is real, but it’s still absolutely insignificant in comparison to post-Christmas eggnog withdrawal. (And so there’s no misunderstanding, I am referring alcohol-free eggnog!)
C 24 days ago
The waxy pencil erasers of the candy world
Baarorso 24 days ago
Just go to the store and get some more, Drabble! :P
RobinHood 24 days ago
I’ve seen it, it’s harsh
Rhetorical_Question 24 days ago
Sugar addiction?
Ubintold 24 days ago
He’ll get over it, but not today.
dv 24 days ago
Don’t mention the 50% off after halloween sales, usually they have lots of candy corn.
Walrus Gumbo Premium Member 24 days ago
Worst candy ever, next to Necco wafers!
win.45mag 24 days ago
I bet his A1C is 8.2.
HappyDog/ᵀʳʸ ᴮᵒᶻᵒ ⁴ ᵗʰᵉ ᶠᵘⁿ ᵒᶠ ᶦᵗ Premium Member 24 days ago
If I had any I’d give it all to Ralph.
Kenneth Bailey Premium Member 24 days ago
No need for candy corn withdrawal these days!! You can get as much as you want at Jelly Belly!!
Aimless Melissa 24 days ago
I like Brach’s candy corn. Do they still make that?
CrimsonOne18 24 days ago
Try Brach’s “harvest” or “indian” corn. It has a little chocolate and is much better than the plain candy corn.
ChessPirate 24 days ago
Ralph: “I need my fix!”
Wally: “Oh no, no you don’t!”
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davanden 24 days ago
Candy corn works for Thanksgiving.
John Czach Premium Member 24 days ago
Really? My Kroger and Walgreens have marked down candy for over a month afterward.
owlsandy Premium Member 24 days ago
Black licorice is far worse than candy corn!
billdaviswords 24 days ago
Candy corn is awful. Never liked it, even as a kid.
cuzinron47 24 days ago
Time to place an emergency order with Instacart.
Scott S 24 days ago
There is still plenty of candy corn at the supermarket. Even better, it’s marked down by like 60%.
EMGULS79 24 days ago
I LOVE candy corn. I’m not even supposed to have candy at all, but nonetheless I always make a point of getting myself a small bag at the beginning of October and carefully parceling it out over the month. Finished the last serving yesterday, right on schedule! I think I’ll be good until next year. :)
EMGULS79 24 days ago
Pssh. Post-Halloween candy corn is real, but it’s still absolutely insignificant in comparison to post-Christmas eggnog withdrawal. (And so there’s no misunderstanding, I am referring alcohol-free eggnog!)
Raymond Powell 24 days ago
I bought about twenty bags so I had enough to last a long while.
Smeagol 24 days ago
Didn’t Ralph moonlight as a wrestler? Diabetes Ralph would have been an apt monicker.
gliderrider 24 days ago
give him a candy cane Honeybunch, he’ll be ok
edle5 23 days ago
Honeybunch should take him to ER, he is getting seizures:(
Otis Rufus Driftwood 23 days ago
Sign him up For CCA; Crappy Candy Anonymous.
Jaythor 19 days ago
That’s because the miserable, hateful wife gave away his secret stash bag from his car….