I knew a young woman who ate a whole box of ex-lax thinking it was candy. She then went for a long ride with her family in the country to look at the changing leaves.
Worked in a factory that had no security during the day. We had these half height walls around different areas. Bowls of treats would show up on them and people would eat what was in them. Not I !! Who the heck put them there and what are they??
Any chance Monty will leave it in the kitchen and it will “disappear” after a visit from Moondog? (Personally I wouldn’t think of eating it after it was sitting outside [uncovered] for who knows how long. Especially since pumpkin pie is usually made with eggs.)
Ratkin Premium Member 21 days ago
A pranktical joke.
Imagine 21 days ago
But it sure is tempting, isn’t it.
MReese 21 days ago
The benefits of having an AI bot around.
Jayalexander 21 days ago
On pie deserves another.
Marz64 21 days ago
Give a slice to Fleshy first. Or Moondog.
win.45mag 21 days ago
REAL pumpkin pie has CHUNKS and things.
Ichabod Ferguson 21 days ago
I knew a young woman who ate a whole box of ex-lax thinking it was candy. She then went for a long ride with her family in the country to look at the changing leaves.
Out of the Past 21 days ago
No Sedgwick for Halloween.
[Traveler] Premium Member 21 days ago
I remember a pie from the movie The Help
NeedaChuckle Premium Member 21 days ago
Worked in a factory that had no security during the day. We had these half height walls around different areas. Bowls of treats would show up on them and people would eat what was in them. Not I !! Who the heck put them there and what are they??
morningglory73 Premium Member 21 days ago
That pan would be empty if left on my doorstep. Raccoons, opossums, squirrels, birds etc…
Kroykali 21 days ago
I wouldn’t eat it. Not hard to imagine what “extra ingredients” those kids added to it.
christelisbetty 21 days ago
Might have been coincidence,hut it;s why I’ll never eat pumpkin pie from Aldi again.
yangeldf 21 days ago
Is there a way to test for that? I know Monty dabbles in all kinds of science, so I bet he can chemically analyze a sample
toondel5 Premium Member 21 days ago
Maybe the miscreants themselves had some Ex-Lax before they filled the pie crust…
Norris66 20 days ago
Remember it’s Ex-Lax for that get up and GO Feeling.
Frank Burns Eats Worms 20 days ago
He might get Monty-zuma’s revenge.
Quentin1992 20 days ago
Not tempting at all. I do not like Pumpkin Pie.:-((
mbhiggins5555 20 days ago
Listen to that smart robot.
mistercatworks 20 days ago
No way. They’ll be discounted pumpkin pies all over town and of known providence.
Impkins Premium Member 20 days ago
Nothin’ says lovin’ like somethin’ from the oven. :)
diegot 20 days ago
I recently learned that Ex-Lax is short for “excellent laxative”.
eddi-TBH 20 days ago
Feed a slice to the next door neighbor’s dog.
B.comics.61 20 days ago
The pie being laced with Ex Lax would be the best case scenario. I don’t even want to think about any other possibilities.
adrianrune 20 days ago
Any chance Monty will leave it in the kitchen and it will “disappear” after a visit from Moondog? (Personally I wouldn’t think of eating it after it was sitting outside [uncovered] for who knows how long. Especially since pumpkin pie is usually made with eggs.)