Shoe by Gary Brookins and Susie MacNelly for November 13, 2024

Knock it off, Roz…..

They caught me selling knockoff paintings from the back of my Honda Odyssey, so they impounded my car.

It was really sad to see my Van Gogh.

I bought some knockoff Velcro.

What a rip-off.

What do you call a knockoff cellular device?

A phone-y.

OF ALL the nerve not to let me know!

Note to the author: you have John Roberts to thank for that.

Why do birds need parking lots?

So an old bag is buying a new bag?

Make sure they pass at least a casual inspection first.

If one can’t tell the knockoffs from the real thing, why not?

US Navy guy had a wife how was a tad naive. Someone approached their car while stuck in traffic in Boston. “Hey, wanna buy a genuine Rolex?” I forget the price but her hubby said “I don’t have that kind of cash.”And…..his wife said “Write him a check!”

Roz takes a step up the fashion ladder.

Maybe they’re cheaper than the real thing.

I’m guessing we all saw that coming! Lol!

IMO Gucci bags are ugly.

Ask about a courtesy discount for using your parking lot.