Agnes by Tony Cochran for October 21, 2024

Don’t they all

“Role” with it.

call 911, and hurry up!

Agnes will quickly be sent off to the pep flag squad where sadly, she will be cut but will be offered a tryout for the school mascot. Of course she will show up to tryouts as Kaloopa, Queen of the Snow Leopards! We all know what happens next.

Since when has Agnes not made stuff up?

She took dance lessons from Elaine Benes

Does Agnes mean summer roles or summer rolls?

Agnes in a cheerleader outfit cries out for mental floss…

She’s got the moves. :)

after that, she’ll do a shim sham shimmy… ☺

She’s flying.