More tragic was the fact that I failed to read the high altitude instructions when I wove the malaria net into a wedding dress. The result was a pair of patent leather tuxedo shoes as a single order of duck confit.
I ran through all the usual scary things. Zombies, mummies, insect invasions, improperly prepared pancakes. I briefly toyed with a Bride of Frankenstein motif. It had real potential. There would be a central body outline, and a head, with a variety of other body parts, all tinted green, with paper doll tabs, as a joke. But it required a slightly ribald nature to really bring it home, so I abandoned it. Also, it had too many pieces, both literally and figuratively. The design needed to be simple. It needed uncluttered lines. It needed warm autumnal colors. It needed to be something beyond my capacity to imagine at the moment. I should have gone with a creative genius power instead of telekinesis. Was there even one? There had to be, right? Maybe special glasses that let you see marketability?
Observation: The Prince of Thieves inevitably becomes either the Jamie of Dimons… the Joker of Private Clubs… and/or the King of Farts.
Ongoing: Cause(s) of half-empty syndrome of Glass–Steagall as yet not fully unearthed, and remain partially buried and in conflict with half-full Smoot–Hawley.
[hashtag] J.M. Keynes @ The Adam Smith Institute for the Destitute
My tequila-sunrise-goggles bend the early morning light softly, sweetly — sweeping past the hole in my heart where my missing high-altitude malaria net (and oxygen tent) used to be.
tudza Premium Member about 23 hours ago
Curse you and these totally under-done noodles! Oh my Lord, what’s up with these boiled eggs!
Brass Orchid Premium Member about 22 hours ago
The thievery was a net loss.
davidob about 22 hours ago
Indeed, a web of deceit.
Lafsalot Premium Member about 21 hours ago
More tragic was the fact that I failed to read the high altitude instructions when I wove the malaria net into a wedding dress. The result was a pair of patent leather tuxedo shoes as a single order of duck confit.
Brass Orchid Premium Member about 21 hours ago
I ran through all the usual scary things. Zombies, mummies, insect invasions, improperly prepared pancakes. I briefly toyed with a Bride of Frankenstein motif. It had real potential. There would be a central body outline, and a head, with a variety of other body parts, all tinted green, with paper doll tabs, as a joke. But it required a slightly ribald nature to really bring it home, so I abandoned it. Also, it had too many pieces, both literally and figuratively. The design needed to be simple. It needed uncluttered lines. It needed warm autumnal colors. It needed to be something beyond my capacity to imagine at the moment. I should have gone with a creative genius power instead of telekinesis. Was there even one? There had to be, right? Maybe special glasses that let you see marketability?
Slowly, he turned... about 21 hours ago
Oh, I’m sorry, I borrowed it. I thought it was cheesecloth. I used it to strain my beef stock.
3hourtour Premium Member about 20 hours ago
…malaria nets contain insecticide that can last for years…
…so it depends on your definition of defective…
…of course it would be perfect for Wednesday Addams wedding …
…she’s marrying Adam Lambert…
…with no amount of Brian May or Roger Taylor…
…will ever be a Freddie Mercury…
…and without the brilliance of John Deacon …
…no matter how much of Queen’s crew and equipment…
…is not Queen…
…and while having 30 year hired hands pretending to be the Cat & the Spaceman …
…it’s still more Paul Stanley and the Gene Simmons show …
…than it is KI$$…
…I am not denying their talents and hard works…
…these nets are defective…
charles9156 about 20 hours ago
frogs are applauding everywhere!
(( not THE doctored frank'n' stein... )) about 19 hours ago
Eyepiece, codpiece, wallet and watch.
Check.
Hysteria, bacteria, mallet and march!
Howard'sMyHero about 18 hours ago
She’s BAWK …‼️⁉️❗️
( post no bills )
Rev Phnk Ey about 18 hours ago
X-ray glasses. A Must.
davidob about 18 hours ago
Sir, we labor hard here at the height of absurdity.
(( not THE doctored frank'n' stein... )) about 17 hours ago
Field note 10/20/24 – 613:
Observation: The Prince of Thieves inevitably becomes either the Jamie of Dimons… the Joker of Private Clubs… and/or the King of Farts.
Ongoing: Cause(s) of half-empty syndrome of Glass–Steagall as yet not fully unearthed, and remain partially buried and in conflict with half-full Smoot–Hawley.
[hashtag] J.M. Keynes @ The Adam Smith Institute for the Destitute
coltish1. about 17 hours ago
I still carry the emotional scars of attempting my lowland brownie recipe after moving to Denver.
(( not THE doctored frank'n' stein... )) about 17 hours ago
Today’s Opaque, King-Snake Clambake Senryū du Jour:
“Frog legs or dog-legs
to the right — it’s their Applause
Sauce with / without cause."
— Sedate Beefcake & Cheesecake Monthly versus Achy Breaky Heart / Earthquakey-Cheesestakey Cumpnee Quarterly, courtesy RCA/BMI Body Mass Index©
Linguist about 15 hours ago
Where I come from, we call those mosquito nets, “toldos”.
Mad-ge Dish Soap about 15 hours ago
Hang Ten Stir in two sided sticky tape.
willie_mctell about 13 hours ago
Fortunately the goggles remain.
Mad-ge Dish Soap about 12 hours ago
Gosh Dern Batman and Robbin.
Yes, The Dynamic Duo and Gotham City goes face-off with The Thief and his five finger discounts at the city’s local establishments.
Stay close to the bube tube for future crime fighting adventures. Our fingers hold tight to the crossies and Father Alfred and Juicy Batgirl.
Peaches Made Beers and Comic Central is loose as The Goose w/The Golden Girls® period…
(( not THE doctored frank'n' stein... )) about 5 hours ago
My tequila-sunrise-goggles bend the early morning light softly, sweetly — sweeping past the hole in my heart where my missing high-altitude malaria net (and oxygen tent) used to be.
[sigh]
It’s going be another spectacular day.
The Old Wolf about 3 hours ago
Those x-ray specs cost at least $1.25
Imagine about 3 hours ago
To the thief who stole my antidepressants: I hope you’re happy now.