Speed Bump by Dave Coverly for October 27, 2024

I remember reading a story by a man who got a new cat. The cat scratched the furniture, so the man yelled at him and threw him out the door. From that point on, whenever the cat wanted to go out, he scratched the furniture.

We have a friend who is a “dog trainer”. Very good at it. Offers “puppy schools”. Tells us that the puppies are EASY… it’s their owners who make the training difficult.

My first thought was that the book was a wedding gift from her mother, so she could learn how to train her husband.

Pavlov? That name rings a bell…

Man bashing.

He (the man) should already be trained by now.

I placed a five-step, step-ladder under my shower-room window and Jaguar climbs that when she wants out…

We’re all listening.

Typical wife. Treats the family dog better then her husband. Experience here.

Someone asked a woman if she’d get married a third time. “Heavens no! I haven’t got time to train another one.”

This is good. It reminds me of my favorite joke. It’s quite dirty but hilarious. Look up Gilbert Gottfried at the roast for Roseanne Barr. It’s about a drunk farmer, the sheep he is carrying and his wife.

Bleedin’ WIVES (he said with no bitterness whatsoever)…..

Dogs have us all trained, so do Cats! ;-)

Ba dum tss