Strange Brew by John Deering for October 29, 2024

He needs better "fur"nishings offering more protection.

The only bath a cat will voluntarily enter is the bird bath.

Maybe a fencing mask & some mink gloves would help.

Waterboarded kitty.

There was a cute book that’s about a hundred years old now called “O Ye Jigs And Juleps,” made up of essays a 10-year-old girl wrote for school. In one, she talked about playing baptism with the neighborhood kids, and the cat that didn’t quite survive.

Get out the mercurochrome.

Looks like a trip to the ER.

Strange, but I like it.

Boy I’ll bet someone got the heck scratched out of him?

Never try to baptize a cat or practice proctology on a porcupine.

HOLY…Water!

Churches do ridiculous things.

That’s not real.   Where’s the blood?  And with those “five pointy ends” the cat would still be clinging to his face!

Now he’s ready for catechism.

now that’s a BRAVE priest

Obviously the cat’s staff has not allowed for it to become acclimated to water. three of our cats love the water and will even follow us into the shower. The Wegie (Norwegian Forest Cat) will not.

His robe won’t clash with the pink Hello Kitty bandaids. :)

Cats are baptized by their mothers. The mother cat uses her tongue.

Looks like a shaka hand sign.

Amen.