Rubes by Leigh Rubin for November 02, 2024

Ignore him. He’s a pinhead.

the other one has his mind in the gutter.

So what you suggestin new guy? That we goes on a strike?

His name is Nile. As in denial.

They’re standing too close to each other.

Don’t stand.. Don’t stand.. Don’t stand so close to me…

I would use the “divide and conquer” strategy. (Meaning I would leave the 7 – 10 split and then declare “I meant to do that.”)

who’s this Earl Anthony. He’s a nobody

This is right up my alley.

He’s hoping he’ll be spared.

Just remember: when you get knocked down, you have to get right back up.

I say we go on strike.

A real pinhead who won’t volunteer next time to be #1!

He’s making a bowled statement.

When I bowl, they are reasonably safe.

Watch out! Here comes the Big Lebowski! :)

Comics about living inanimate objects have given me the idea that souls in hell would serve a similar function.

But he’s #7…