Loose Parts by Dave Blazek for November 08, 2024

The naked truth? She did.

Great gag, Dave!

I did several years ago and got a very big surprise. I verified it myself with genealogy records and contact with some DNA relatives, too.

He’s ribbing her.

Adam and Eve, the first nudist.

The results are back. We both have the exact set results. Who is this Amoeba fellow?

Adam shouldn’t have a belly button

My Ancestor Was an Ancient Astronaut by Toba Beta (Master of Stupidity)

Very light skin, and blonde. In the beginning, god created Sweden…

They are about to choose the ancestry of everyone else.

He meant Incestry services

We’re just going to skate over the idea that there even was a service being run by someone other than the only two people in the world?

Cute butt

I did, and they’ve revised the results 3 times. Now when someone asks what nationality, I say “mutt”

They should be Abel to find out.

The ancestry service was invented by the snake.

He refuses to look Adam.

Even worse, she signed up using an Apple product.

Ha! So That’s how long the scam has been running!

I see the snake there but no apple. The most likely fruit though was a fig, if you look at the verses, it also said the fruit tree’s leaves were used to cover them when their eyes were opened after eating the fruit. Also in ancient myth the serpent was the keeper of knowledge so when they ate the fruit they became aware – the fire of Prometheus and LIght the symbol of Knowledge was given to them.

That’s gonna ruin the book deal.

She got duped … again.