Pickles by Brian Crane for November 04, 2024

The pot calling the kettle black

Does he need a butt bra?

Does he DARE make a remark about HER sagging seat?

On Shark Tank they had a person selling pants that enhanced a males butt.

“Oh? Yeah, that too.”

Wrinkled old man’s butt?!

Cruel, but Earl did leave himself open for that one.

One is likely causing the other … the reader can decide which is which.

Cause and effect, but which saggy seat came first?

If you turn the cushion over it may help both sagging seats a little bit.

If Earl had said that about her, he’d end up with his own seat on the floor with his legs in the air.

A sag, a nag and a gag

Nice, sagging, comfy old chair! Just what I have and love! (And yes, I got the joke and laughed my head off!)

Opal’s sagging front and rear, above and below the waist.

I would just turn the cushion over.

It’s hard to have a sagging butt when you suffer from Noassatall

Everyone else beat me to it.

Those two things are not unrelated.

Thanks’ Brian, that got me off to a laughing start this morning.

Always quick with the insults……LOL

They don’t come any sharper than Earl.

Opal’s seat sags too!

Earl,, recline-her

wrinkled yes, but mine has never been saggy cause it pretty much doesn’t exist. js

Earl, they sell “Booty Pops” at Amazon

It’s not that easy.

She gotcha Earl………

Time to add a square of 3/4 inch marine plywood.

Dad bod, I mean Grandpa bod.

“Now let’s discuss YOUR seat!! "