Turkeys were domesticated by the Mayans in southeast Mexico 3000 years ago. They did not exist at that time in what is now the USA or Europe. Spaniards brought turkeys and other animals and plants back to Europe. Turkeys spread rapidly throughout Europe. English settlers brought turkeys along with other livestock to Virginia. However, the Pilgrims had no room for livestock or turkeys, only 2 dogs. It is extremely unlikely that there were any turkeys in New England when the Pilgrims arrived. Anyway, I like the myth better than the reality. I’d rather have turkey on Thanksgiving than a platter of pigeons.
Good riddance to bad rubbish. Don’t believe the old lies that the Pilgrims sought “freedom of religion”; they sought the freedom to force their cruel and bigoted religion on everybody else.
C about 2 months ago
345 days until Thanksgiving
snsurone76 about 2 months ago
Maybe your mother’s publisher will print it.
seanfear about 2 months ago
since it has “radioactive” in it – I’m reading it (in fact it gives me some ideas hmmm)
mccollunsky about 2 months ago
Revenge turkey is a dish best served cold.
drbee about 2 months ago
The Simpsons already covered that plot…lol.
j_m_kuehl about 2 months ago
How about a mutant great pumpkin to save the day
nosirrom about 2 months ago
Will there be more of THEM ?
markkahler52 about 2 months ago
Next: “How the Grinch Broke and Entered Christmas!!”
MuddyUSA Premium Member about 2 months ago
That is the mind of a Stephen King……
GojusJoe about 2 months ago
Turkeys were domesticated by the Mayans in southeast Mexico 3000 years ago. They did not exist at that time in what is now the USA or Europe. Spaniards brought turkeys and other animals and plants back to Europe. Turkeys spread rapidly throughout Europe. English settlers brought turkeys along with other livestock to Virginia. However, the Pilgrims had no room for livestock or turkeys, only 2 dogs. It is extremely unlikely that there were any turkeys in New England when the Pilgrims arrived. Anyway, I like the myth better than the reality. I’d rather have turkey on Thanksgiving than a platter of pigeons.
DHBirr about 2 months ago
“The Pilgrim carnage alone is amazing.”
Good riddance to bad rubbish. Don’t believe the old lies that the Pilgrims sought “freedom of religion”; they sought the freedom to force their cruel and bigoted religion on everybody else.
wildlandwaters about 2 months ago
kinda like The Pilgrim’s Progress, only different??
cuzinron47 about 2 months ago
Mixing Halloween and Thanksgiving.
baskate_2000 about 2 months ago
Wow, bloodthirsty little guy, isn’t he?
eb110americana about 2 months ago
Now, if you write one called “The Santa Who Devoured Halloween and Thanksgiving,” you might have something.
olds_cool63 about 2 months ago
Pilgrim-killing? I’m there!