Doonesbury by Garry Trudeau for November 12, 2024

Dumb rich kids whose parents are obviously Republicans!

Well, Zipper fills the “dumb” requirement, thankfully!!!

I went to high school with a bunch of dumb rich kids. Decades later I’d cross paths with them on Facebook. They’re all still dumb, many are still rich.

Hey where there’s a niche, there’s a scratch.

What’s with the skimmer in the third panel? Is this the 1920s?

I believe Parsons College in Iowa was one school that followed this model. They eventually went belly up due to better competition, as best I remember. check it out on wiki

T*ump University?

We’re SO doomed:

“According to Google Trends, searches for “Did Joe Biden drop out” started spiking around 6 a.m. on election day and continued to rise over the course of the day until reaching its peak at midnight.

It then started to spike again around 8 a.m. the day after.

Prior to election day, there were virtually no such searches.

President Biden, of course, dropped his re-election bid in July."

You got it

Stupid idea #3675: In 2016, when Democrats won the popular vote but Trump won the electoral college, an idea that started in Colorado and has since spread in popularity to many people in at least 21 states. They want state legislation that would require all of their states electoral votes to go to the candidate who wins the national popular vote. This is obviously an attempt to have a popular vote while keeping the constitutionally mandated electoral college in name only. Okay California, New York, New England, etc. voters, your electors would have been required to give their votes to Trump. Under your brilliant idea, your vote would go to Trump. In fact, Trump would get every vote in the country, just like Kim Jong Un.

They also take kids who shave their heads, wear masks and don’t give the guys any sex.

It is illegal for a President of the United States to own private business at the same time.So when does Trump put his social media stock into escrow?

or shouldn’t I ask intelligent questions like that?

The competition is pretty stiff for that demographic.

 Germany 1945 • Postmortem

They first came for the Communists and I didn’t speak up because I wasn’t a Communist.

Then they came for the Jews and I didn’t speak up because I wasn’t a Jew.

Then they came for the trade unionists and I didn’t speak up because I wasn’t a trade unionist.

Then they came for the Catholics and I didn’t speak up because I was a Protestant.

Then they came for me, and by that time no one was left to speak up.

 USA 2025 • Premortem

They first came for the illegal immigrants and I didn’t speak up because I wasn’t an illegal immigrant.

Then they came for the liberal media and I didn’t speak up because I wasn’t a media person, let alone a liberal.

[rest of the story remains to be written]

Man, I think I’ll pass on this strip until it actually talks about something that was relevant in 2002. I think Trudeau was worried about being unpatriotic or something. Kind of weird that the war on terror was really heating up and this was what was being talked about. Or I could just sit here and be amused at everyone throwing a temper tantrum about the last election! Happy Tuesday folks ! ;-)

Will this tedious storyline end soon? Yawwwwwn!

When exactly did Walden College begin doing this? One could claim that Mike, Zonk, B.D., and Mark were all dumb, but I don’t think they were rich. (Well, Mark’s father appears to have been.)

So that’s where Trump went to college . . .

Walden is known for parties, easy As, 100% graduation rate and no scandals.