Peanuts by Charles Schulz for November 13, 2024

Charlie Brown dishes out jokes.

Nobody likes a wise guy, Chuck. (Except the readers.)

One of those small town diner menus with two items on it: dog food and water.

We’ll begin with a kibble appetizer, followed by a main course of kibble, and kibble for dessert.

He’ll have the whole menu for dinner.

What makes the situation even worse is Snoopy left his reading glasses at home.

Charlie Brown: What’s my tip? Snoopy: Buy a joke book so you can tell better jokes.

Given that home printers (probably) weren’t available in the 70s, Charlie must’ve gone to a lot of effort to make that by hand.

Just give Snoopy a hamburger and french fries from the menu.

Now, snoopy.. Let’s be a good boy. Drop the bowl and read the menu, now…

A pet owner with a sense of humor.

Ust uh ooshuhl …

Would you care for dog food, dog food or maybe some good old leftovers?

“I’ll have what she’s having” ~ “When Harry Met Sally”

Funny CB !

The special this evening is sarcasm au gratin.

Has Snoopy ever been in the house?

At least he didn’t just give Snoopy a sheet with a QR code

“What? I thought I had a standing order! Has this dump changed management again?”

He’s like to see a wine list also

LOL :)

What wine goes with kibble?