Monty by Jim Meddick for November 09, 2024

OH, THE HUMANITY!!

Pilsner is like a latter-day Icarus. Although Icarus was driven by hubris, while Pilsner was driven by an updraft.

Pilsner could have at least found a balloon that said “get well soon!”.

It figures that Moondog would be the one with a ceiling light with exposed lightbulbs.

Moondog doing a Ted Kennedy impersonation?

Uh, birds that size aren’t that heavy.

It got worse!

Hot light bulbs are soooo twentieth century…get with the program, dude.

Call the lawyers! Time to sue.

Reminds me of this English inventor. He loved birds so he made himself a bird-feeder top hat. However, first time he went for a walk in the woods, a squirrel nearly took his head off.

must have osteoporosis, that bird don’t weigh but about 1/2 lb.

Maybe he should switch to LED bulbs. Much cooler.

At least he can still manage a beer. :)

Too bad we didn’t get to see Panel 5½, in which the ER doc asks “And how exactly did this happen?”