The band instructor was up on his metal stand conducting the band at halftime at the high school football game when suddenly a storm came up and he was struck by a bolt of lightning.
The ambulance rushed him to the local hospital and he survived with no serious injuries. The attending doctor said that he wasn’t surprised that he survived because he knew he was a poor conductor.
pearlsbs about 2 months ago
This reminds me of a joke.
The band instructor was up on his metal stand conducting the band at halftime at the high school football game when suddenly a storm came up and he was struck by a bolt of lightning.
The ambulance rushed him to the local hospital and he survived with no serious injuries. The attending doctor said that he wasn’t surprised that he survived because he knew he was a poor conductor.
Grover Premium Member about 2 months ago
Wood can get burning hot. Go Wood, Go!
The Reader Premium Member about 2 months ago
I think Bugs Bunny is the best conductor.
blunebottle about 2 months ago
Yes, but if you get wood wet, you can burn all kinds of neat dendritic patterns in it with high voltage.
Darryl Heine about 2 months ago
Wood would never conduct an orchestra.
CleverHans Premium Member about 2 months ago
As Tolkien wood say, “That’s Ent-ertainment”…
Jeff0811 about 2 months ago
Say all you want. Wood’s thick bark insulates from the barbs.
mokspr Premium Member about 2 months ago
He must have had the chili last night because I’m hearing lots of wood wind!
Frank Burns Eats Worms about 2 months ago
“ A one…and a two…and a tree.”
Cerabooge about 2 months ago
Poor Elijah.
w2lj about 2 months ago
Not when it’s on the receiving end of lightning.
Zebrastripes about 2 months ago
It’s the fall season…so why is Wood not droppping his leaves?
crazeekatlady about 2 months ago
Glass is nonconductive.
Smeagol about 2 months ago
Treebeard is that you?
gopher gofer about 2 months ago
to think he can conduct, he must be out of his tree…