Phoebe and Her Unicorn by Dana Simpson for November 09, 2024

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    Averagemoe  16 days ago

    That depends partially on how your alphabet orders punctuation marks.

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    codycab  16 days ago

    Is “Aaaaaaaaaa” known as the screaming unicorn?

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    iggyman  16 days ago

    I’ll bet Aaaaaaaaa did very well in school!

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    Kwen  16 days ago

    Aka : Absolutely Adorable Applauded Awsome Admirable Astounding Acclamated Appreciable Amazing Angel or “The First UNICORNS of All Phone Books”. (You didn’t thought the plumbers were the ones to invent it, humans, don’t you?)

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    Kwen  16 days ago

    But won’t “$0@&666#AXZ of Muskingdom” come before her?

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    Trond Sätre Premium Member 16 days ago

    I can believe a unicorn would call themselves Aaaaaaaaaa just to be first at something.

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    markkahler52  16 days ago

    Used that horn and open up a can o worms, did ya?!

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    DaBump Premium Member 16 days ago

    Reminds me of the old days of the Yellow Pages, when businesses would put A or multiple As at the start of their name so they would be listed first.

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    Aladar30 Premium Member 16 days ago

    Aaaaaaaaaaa is probably the doctor Unicorn. The one telling “Say my name” visiting.

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    scyphi26  15 days ago

    I wanna meet this unicorn Aaaaaaaaaa now.

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    salenstormwing  15 days ago

    Aaaaaaaaaaa? Are they related to AAA? That person was always beating me at arcade games when arcades were around.

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    krisjackson01  15 days ago

    Aaaaaaaaaa was the creator of the video game AaaaaAAaaaAAAaaAAAAaAAAAA!!!

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    trainnut1956  15 days ago

    I’d be more worried about The Unicorn Formerly Known as Prints

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    Decepticomic  15 days ago

    I expect they’ll make an appearance in due time.

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    Raincloudboom  15 days ago

    Not to mention Florence comes before Marigold alphabetically too.

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    Ermine Notyours  15 days ago

    Brother Maynard: It reads, "Here may be found the last words of Joseph of Aramathia. He who is valiant and pure of spirit may find the holy grail in the Castle of Aaauuuggghhh… "

    King Arthur: What?

    Brother Maynard: “The Castle of Aaaauuuggghhhh”

    Sir Bedevere: What is that?

    Brother Maynard: He must have died while carving it.

    King Arthur: Oh come on!

    Brother Maynard: Well, that’s what it says.

    King Arthur: Look, if he was dying, he wouldn’t have bothered to carve ‘Aaaauuuggghhhh’. He’d just say it.

    Sir Galahad: Maybe he was dictating it.

    King Arthur: Oh shut up!

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    Gamer#34  15 days ago

    There are only 10 A’s in “Aaaaaaaaaa”. So, according to logic, if another unicorn had at least 11 letters in their name, and the first 10 were A’s, then they’d be first in alphabetical order.

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    The-Great-Gildersleeve  14 days ago

    " Aaaaaaaaaaa Screaming Nostrils" to be precise.

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