Aka : Absolutely Adorable Applauded Awsome Admirable Astounding Acclamated Appreciable Amazing Angel or “The First UNICORNS of All Phone Books”. (You didn’t thought the plumbers were the ones to invent it, humans, don’t you?)
Brother Maynard: It reads, "Here may be found the last words of Joseph of Aramathia. He who is valiant and pure of spirit may find the holy grail in the Castle of Aaauuuggghhh… "
King Arthur: What?
Brother Maynard: “The Castle of Aaaauuuggghhhh”
Sir Bedevere: What is that?
Brother Maynard: He must have died while carving it.
King Arthur: Oh come on!
Brother Maynard: Well, that’s what it says.
King Arthur: Look, if he was dying, he wouldn’t have bothered to carve ‘Aaaauuuggghhhh’. He’d just say it.
There are only 10 A’s in “Aaaaaaaaaa”. So, according to logic, if another unicorn had at least 11 letters in their name, and the first 10 were A’s, then they’d be first in alphabetical order.
Averagemoe 5 days ago
That depends partially on how your alphabet orders punctuation marks.
codycab 5 days ago
Is “Aaaaaaaaaa” known as the screaming unicorn?
iggyman 5 days ago
I’ll bet Aaaaaaaaa did very well in school!
Kwen 5 days ago
Aka : Absolutely Adorable Applauded Awsome Admirable Astounding Acclamated Appreciable Amazing Angel or “The First UNICORNS of All Phone Books”. (You didn’t thought the plumbers were the ones to invent it, humans, don’t you?)
Kwen 5 days ago
But won’t “$0@&666#AXZ of Muskingdom” come before her?
Trond Sätre Premium Member 5 days ago
I can believe a unicorn would call themselves Aaaaaaaaaa just to be first at something.
markkahler52 5 days ago
Used that horn and open up a can o worms, did ya?!
DaBump Premium Member 5 days ago
Reminds me of the old days of the Yellow Pages, when businesses would put A or multiple As at the start of their name so they would be listed first.
Aladar30 Premium Member 5 days ago
Aaaaaaaaaaa is probably the doctor Unicorn. The one telling “Say my name” visiting.
scyphi26 5 days ago
I wanna meet this unicorn Aaaaaaaaaa now.
salenstormwing 5 days ago
Aaaaaaaaaaa? Are they related to AAA? That person was always beating me at arcade games when arcades were around.
krisjackson01 5 days ago
Aaaaaaaaaa was the creator of the video game AaaaaAAaaaAAAaaAAAAaAAAAA!!!
trainnut1956 5 days ago
I’d be more worried about The Unicorn Formerly Known as Prints
Decepticomic 5 days ago
I expect they’ll make an appearance in due time.
Raincloudboom 5 days ago
Not to mention Florence comes before Marigold alphabetically too.
Ermine Notyours 4 days ago
Brother Maynard: It reads, "Here may be found the last words of Joseph of Aramathia. He who is valiant and pure of spirit may find the holy grail in the Castle of Aaauuuggghhh… "
King Arthur: What?
Brother Maynard: “The Castle of Aaaauuuggghhhh”
Sir Bedevere: What is that?
Brother Maynard: He must have died while carving it.
King Arthur: Oh come on!
Brother Maynard: Well, that’s what it says.
King Arthur: Look, if he was dying, he wouldn’t have bothered to carve ‘Aaaauuuggghhhh’. He’d just say it.
Sir Galahad: Maybe he was dictating it.
King Arthur: Oh shut up!
Gamer#34 4 days ago
There are only 10 A’s in “Aaaaaaaaaa”. So, according to logic, if another unicorn had at least 11 letters in their name, and the first 10 were A’s, then they’d be first in alphabetical order.
The-Great-Gildersleeve 3 days ago
" Aaaaaaaaaaa Screaming Nostrils" to be precise.