F Minus by Tony Carrillo for November 08, 2024

“No, I only do that for people who randomly call me and say that they represent something like a police nonprofit. Sounds way more legit.”

I’ll sign. A lot of them are the same people who would be begging for cash if the company didn’t pay them to collect signatures. Let the people vote on it.

Eventually he’d like to be promoted to focus group coordinator.

Guess this was how the polls were calculated?

Go away, leave us alone.

No means no.

hmm… I might try that!

“DANGER WILL ROBINSON!!!!”

This is actually how Banksy claims to work. He’s said you’d be amazed the places you can get into by wearing a hi-viz vest, carrying a clipboard, and looking like you’re in a hurry.