The Lockhorns by Bunny Hoest and John Reiner for November 09, 2024

And you rese(n)t him every day.

Can’t understand how those two have friends! Unless they’re an object lesson on how NOT to be.

There’s nothing wrong with a working person taking a nap when they get home. Just be thankful that he comes home from work every day.

At his default setting, he’s not an earthquake of ambition.

Two feet facing, and Leroy’s feet both fast asleep with him!!

Looks like a good idea…

My factory settings involved considerably less clothing. I only had one suit after all.

Don’t we all?

That’s all of us.

Ever since vehicle manufacturers put computers in their cars those of us who raced our cars would disconnect the battery overnight then reconnect in the morning, the computer would reset to it’s factory settings when that happened, cheap gas, bad driving habits are all stored in the computers so the car would not perform at its best. Leroy is doing just that. Maybe. LOL

Leroy’s been continuously flashing “12:00AM” since the mid-’70s.

dead battery is a factory setting…?

And Loretta has her nag setting on all the time. I hope he has ear plugs.

And everyday Loretta becomes the wicked witch from wizard of oz

He never misses a naportunity.