Grand Avenue by Mike Thompson for November 16, 2024

HAK COUGH SPLUTTER SPTOOIE!

After all Kate does for those two.

You can eat off the floor, there’s plenty to find there.

Now she’s going to be sick with something dropped on the floor unless it’s the several second rule.

What. More than ten seconds ago?

In my house there is no 5 second rule if something drops. I have dachshunds, therefore it is a 1/2 second rule.

You have 30 seconds or more if it hits the floor, unless you are in CA, then the cooking hitting the air, might be deemed carcinogenic.

It’s the thought that….. never mind

And?

No problem, he applied the 5 second rule. And you’ve always said the floors are so clean you could eat off them.

added a unique flavor, a little toe jam and whatever was on the bottom of their shoes

As long as it passes the 5-second rule, there’s nothing really wrong with floor cookies.