(background teletype noise) This just in, a kid and a balloon were spotted entering restricted airspace. Lets go to our on-the-spot reporter in Newschopper 9, take it away Brenda…
(teletype noise continues)….In a related story, yesterday the migratory flight patterns of waterfowl went mysteriously askew for the first time in history.
There’s nothing worse than being “pantsed” by a balloon…unless it’s by your girlfriend’s older bro while your chattin’ with her and her girlfriends, while in your gym shorts, lookin’ rather studly…which of course never happened to me.
No one will mention about Calvin wearing a G-thong. The strip looks more likely black and white. If color shows on his underpant that will be definitely underpant, not G-thong.
Maybe Calvin can slip his arms through the leg holes in his pants and right himself again That way he can see the birds and newschoppers when they get there.
I guess because they’re usually worn under a pair of trousers. Or because they have a pair of leg openings – [like trousers have a pair of legs]. Undershorts would be difficult to put on, or to wear, without those openings.
margueritem over 15 years ago
If your pants fall off, you’ll die even sooner.
vibjyor over 15 years ago
Boy ! What a show !
nidhiarora78 over 15 years ago
This would put superman to shame!
pouncingtiger over 15 years ago
The moon comes out early this time of year, doesn’t it?
Calvin could die three times. 1) His pants fall off. 2) His fall to earth. 3) Susie seeing him pants-ed.
gimmickgenius over 15 years ago
Maybe it’ll be a News helicopter like in Dr. Pepper’s ad, What’s the worst that could happen?
The Duke 1 over 15 years ago
“Wanna get away?**
carmy over 15 years ago
Got any more good ideas, Calvin?
Yukoner over 15 years ago
This is one of those examples that Mothers use to explain why you always need to have clean underwear.
Superfrog over 15 years ago
You’re in trouble now Calvin. Not that I really know, but I wonder if you’ve got your undercarriage to close to the centre of lift.
ramkeshmeena over 15 years ago
the first thing u do on getting down is gain some weight :P
rentier over 15 years ago
Balloon on pants is possible but to see nothing is horrible!
rshive over 15 years ago
No you won’t Calvin. You won’t see a thing.
Unclebup over 15 years ago
What is the penalty for violating the laws for physics?
unemandarine over 15 years ago
Yukoner said: This is one of those examples that Mothers use to explain why you always need to have clean underwear.
Hahahaha! you crack me up!
lewisbower over 15 years ago
Where is Susie when Calvin needs her?
alondra over 15 years ago
I thought it was bad when he was holding on with both hands but this is far worse!
CogentModality over 15 years ago
Mom gave bad advice. If they were clean when you put them on, they wouldn’t be now.
Ivy0730Lcsq over 15 years ago
hahahha哈哈哈哈哈O(∩_∩)O哈!
GROG Premium Member over 15 years ago
Yukoner
The underwear may have started out clean, but if it were me up there, I might have soiled them by now.
baslim
Cute. ———————–
This is getting better every day. I’m lovin it.
CliffG.I.Woes over 15 years ago
Let it all hang out.
tonytiger29 over 15 years ago
I hope those are his lucky underpants.
Leonardeuler over 15 years ago
Calvinator said: What is the penalty for violating the laws for physics ? As always, Calvin has to learn it the hard way.
Rakkav over 15 years ago
Cartoon physics strikes again.
midiranger over 15 years ago
cap’n shoulda turned on the ‘fasten seat belt’ sign! Calvin is now free to move about the country . .
musicnut1986 over 15 years ago
(background teletype noise) This just in, a kid and a balloon were spotted entering restricted airspace. Lets go to our on-the-spot reporter in Newschopper 9, take it away Brenda…
Wiseguy411 over 15 years ago
Up ,Up, and Away with Calvin’s Beautiful Balloon.
lazygrazer over 15 years ago
(teletype noise continues)….In a related story, yesterday the migratory flight patterns of waterfowl went mysteriously askew for the first time in history.
bleepingdeadalien over 15 years ago
There’s nothing worse than being “pantsed” by a balloon…unless it’s by your girlfriend’s older bro while your chattin’ with her and her girlfriends, while in your gym shorts, lookin’ rather studly…which of course never happened to me.
GROG Premium Member over 15 years ago
J.A.D.
Like a fine wine, this strip improves with age.
Wildmustang1262 over 15 years ago
No one will mention about Calvin wearing a G-thong. The strip looks more likely black and white. If color shows on his underpant that will be definitely underpant, not G-thong.
runninanreadin over 15 years ago
I thought Calvin had his lucky pair of rocket underpants…boy, would THEY be a great help, now, huh? lol
TheRedHatt over 15 years ago
Now that balloon really has some aire !
chocolate1100 over 15 years ago
That’s life!
bald over 15 years ago
at least calvin was able to tie the balloon string to his pants and not just let go, the balloon might have gotten away
musicnut1986 over 15 years ago
Wildmustang, I believe Calvin is sporting a pair of briefs, otherwise known as tightie-whities.
As an aside, have you ever wondered why a single piece of underwear is commonly referred to as a set of or a pair of undershorts?
thebigkittykat over 15 years ago
Maybe Calvin can slip his arms through the leg holes in his pants and right himself again That way he can see the birds and newschoppers when they get there.
bandz over 15 years ago
I guess because they’re usually worn under a pair of trousers. Or because they have a pair of leg openings – [like trousers have a pair of legs]. Undershorts would be difficult to put on, or to wear, without those openings.
treBsdrawkcaB over 15 years ago
This is the episode where you finally learn Calvin’s last name:
Murphy!!
ratlum over 15 years ago
Exposed ???
jillandscout over 15 years ago
How do you know Calvin’s last name is Murphy? I never have recalled there ever being a time when his last name was said!
redsheri over 15 years ago
I know how this sequence ends! Let’s just say that Calvin will eventually be “safe”! lol!
Cameloo over 15 years ago
Are those Calvin Klein underpants?
lincolnhyde over 15 years ago
Jillandscout - it’s a reference to “Murphy’s Law” - whatever can go wrong, will.
bmonk over 15 years ago
musicnut1986 said, about 3 questions ago
“As an aside, have you ever wondered why a single piece of underwear is commonly referred to as a set of or a pair of undershorts?”
Same reason a bra is singular?
EarlWash over 15 years ago
BOTTOMS UP!
JP Steve Premium Member over 15 years ago
Never mind a pair of pants – Calvin needs a pair-o-chute!
musicnut1986 over 15 years ago
Cameloo,
Calvin has the required black and white thing going on but I doubt he has enough of the bored and sultry look needed to be in Calvin Kleins.
bmonk over 15 years ago
Don’t kick off your shoes, Calvin!
betty101 over 15 years ago
How Smart. Ha ha. Got any more good ideas?
betty101 over 15 years ago
Lets hope he can fly. Haha
Crumbucket over 15 years ago
Calvin Murphy was a point guard for the Houston Rockets for several years starting in 1970.
Yukoneric over 15 years ago
At least he’s not a plumber………….
Yukoner over 15 years ago
Hey Yukoneric, are you acually in Yukon? If so, were?
teaguemj over 15 years ago
Baslim the Beggar: Yes, I think English is wonderful, too! and so interesting…
tamsin over 15 years ago
the comments were as entertaining this time as the strip!
DerkinsVanPelt218 over 14 years ago
…And you thought having vertigo was bad…
KingDisneyBignateCalvinanddhobbesRobloxMinecraft 2 almost 5 years ago
Ha ha, never happened to meBlush