Breaking Cat News by Georgia Dunn for November 18, 2024

Mmmmmm…boot soup! As served in the very best Ankh-Morpork restaurants at Hogswatch!

I’ll have the Special. Cause everything’s special when "Bustling Chefs are in the Kitchen.”

Be careful an make sure the Kitchen’s up to code!

Complete with a waiter who is also a hero.

I love the waitstaff. Polite and neat.

Goldie and Elvis at the table is just too cute!

Tortimer is not just a Good Boy, he’s heroic. And talented.

What child hasn’t played “restaurant”?

Today my friend’s cat got up on the stove managed to turn on a burner and knocking a cutting board unto the burner and almost catching it on fire.

When I was growing up, if the soup tasted icky, it was said to taste like an old boot.

Aha. A classic case of steenky robots taking away hoomin jobs. The end is near!

Can I hire the chefs? We have a 300 service tonight, and 2000 on friday. I need dedicated staff tor prep and plate this week.

Hottest spot in town? I’d better go ahead and call for my reservation.

It may even be the new “hottest spot north of Havana.”

Awww, tuna on the menu I hope! Everycat having fun!

Meanwhile, Back on the Nile presents to you the Encore Bee Musical Xanadu

Titania: Now to select a group of workers who are hard-working, savvy, and can share a vision. Time to post a scroll.

ELO: All Over the World

Every worker bee in the known word

Gonna tell you what I’ve just heard

There’s gonna be a new hive starting by the Great Pyramid!

…….

An old legend is becoming new,

Once again we’ll have Xanadu,

From here to Afar we’ll make honey that’s out of this world!

…….

All out of this world!

Send out the word

We are looking for the best workers in the world

Right now!

…….

Titania: Here’s hoping for the best of the best.

Sometime Later, several bees enter

Worker Bee: I just saw your scroll at WB University. We’ve come to apply.

Titania: Good. Tell me about yourselves.

Worker Bee: My sisters and I are the best!