Calvin and Hobbes by Bill Watterson for July 05, 2010

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    alviebird  over 14 years ago

    Impeccable logic.

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    mike.firesmith  over 14 years ago

    Good morning Marg! Good morning Fran and Kizzzy! Good Morning L’Wolf!

    I actually know someone who did this when they were a kid.

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    GROG Premium Member over 14 years ago

    The problem is Mom knows all, hears all & sees all!

    Good Morning, Marg, Mike, & ♠Lonewolf♠!

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    Trisha_Evenstar  over 14 years ago

    Rationale LOL

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    mike.firesmith  over 14 years ago

    Morning, Grog!

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    TheSkulker  over 14 years ago

    thebird55

    So right!!!
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    rentier  over 14 years ago

    It’s better not to rely on she wouldn’t find it out!

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    COWBOY7  over 14 years ago

    I like your thought process, Calvin! LOL

    Good Morning, Mike, Grog, Marg and all.

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    moronbis  over 14 years ago

    you are innocent until you get caught…

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    Yukoner  over 14 years ago

    “if we don’t tell her then she won’t notice it’s been moved.”

    Good luck boys!!

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    Tineli  over 14 years ago

    Seems exactly the thoughts of my boys…

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    Dino-1  over 14 years ago

    KabBuch: Loved the fireworks yesterday!

    From yesterday’s story and those who were concerned, it was a long time ago when the drinking age was 18 so getting into a bar at 16 wasn’t a big deal. We all went out as a group and we knew the couple places that would wave us in without carding us at the door. We always stayed together in our group with both guys and girls and we always left together as a group.

    Calvin’s logic pretty much goes along with my son’s at that age. If he broke something I’d find it rolled up in his clothes in the bottom of his closet. If he spilled something I’d find the furniture moved on top of it. My granddaughter at 3 if I notice something moved or hidden she’ll say, “Don’t look!” and pushes me away. I then have to play, “Well do we need a papertowel, dustpan, glue, or the vacuum?” After that she’ll tell me to go in another room and not look while she busily cleans things up.

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    Rakkav  over 14 years ago

    I wonder how they’ll get their actual, eventual clubhouse in the tree. I’ve quite forgotten.

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    Puddleglum2  over 14 years ago

    To expect a stuffed tiger to push a car is really pushing it! Or is it…?

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    mrsullenbeauty  over 14 years ago

    At least his conscience is putting up a fight.

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    ladywolf17  over 14 years ago

    Don’t do it Calvin……

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    Deepal  over 14 years ago

    yes calvin u can do it :-) go ahead.. Mom wont find out..

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    JTGAM  over 14 years ago

    Good morning to all! Have a great week! How many of us have these same battles with our consciences? How many of us listen? I hope mom set the parking brake!

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    Play-Well  over 14 years ago

    Make Hobbs move it

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    jslabotnik  over 14 years ago

    I believe that’s what Nixon said about congress

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    cartooncrazy20  over 14 years ago

    just love the way calvin thinks!!!!

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    fran650  over 14 years ago

    Morning, Mike and Loki.

    As thebird55 said ….. Impeccable logic

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    brewwitch  over 14 years ago

    “It’s easier to ask forgiveness than it is to get permission.”

    Grace Hopper
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    Charles Brobst Premium Member over 14 years ago

    You need to put it in neutral, jump out, push it into the drive, and watch it roll into traffic.

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    thirdguy  over 14 years ago

    Heck, we always just took the keys and parked it in the driveway……after going around the block of course.

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    lewisbower  over 14 years ago

    BREWWITCH You stole my line. Then again it’s easiest not to get caught. Poor Calvin need a little brother to blame things on.

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    herman06  over 14 years ago

    Happy Birthday, Bill Watterson.

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    mjlew01  over 14 years ago

    sounds like GW Bush’s staff, “don’t tell him anything that might make him upset or confuse him.” That was the SOP for that WH.

    Now we have a President, that was elected with the right hating and lying about him, and he’s wasting our time trying to get them to play nice.

    I think the comics are the way to go.

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    Mythreesons  over 14 years ago

    That 4th panel let me know who Calvin became when he was grown—-my first husband!

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    kab2rb  over 14 years ago

    Dino your welcome. Come on now Calvin your’ not strong enough for one to push the car and two the garage will get too hot. Best to find a tree and build your own club house.

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    Puddleglum2  over 14 years ago

    Lewreader and brewwitch, You both stole Superfrog’s line (slightly paraphrased) from two days ago. :o) Are you playing “What’s My Line?”

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    Puddleglum2  over 14 years ago

    thebird55 said, “Impeccable logic.” Whose logic, Calvin’s or Hobbes’? Actually, we know who is more impeccable than anyone else, don’t we?

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    dradk  over 14 years ago

    yeah, only crime is being caught, eh, calvin?

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    snkchmr  over 14 years ago

    he is destined to be the leader of our nation with logic like that.

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    Julicans  over 14 years ago

    Yea!! I’ve been waiting and waiting for this one! This is the very first C&H that I read and I was hooked from there on out!!! LOVE C&H!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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    chinook2  over 14 years ago

    At least the car’s a lame 80’s Honda Civic.

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    lazygrazer  over 14 years ago

    Moms are uncanny. My best friend’s mom was stone deaf and we STILL couldn’t get away with much.

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    Ooops! Premium Member over 14 years ago

    Lewreader, blaming the little brother doesn’t always work. My sister smashed the car into the garage when she was babysitting and blamed my little brother. Of course if he wasn’t 2 at the time it might have worked?

    As a mom I can honestly say there are some things I would rather not know, well maybe.

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    Gretchen's Mom  over 14 years ago

    Calvin, Mom keeps finding out about “these things” because you’re not good enough at covering them up! It’s tough being an only child, huh? There’s no one else to blame all the bad things on!!!!!

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    hobbsfriend  over 14 years ago

    he has hobbes to blame!

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    ratlum  over 14 years ago

    Hobbes you are going to get blamed for this maybe.

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    spacey7000  over 14 years ago

    never underestimate a the great powerful 6 year old CALVIN

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    bmonk  over 14 years ago

    thebird55 said, about 16 reationales ago

    Impeccable logic.

    brewwitch said, about 9 references ago

    “It’s easier to ask forgiveness than it is to get permission.”

    Grace Hopper

    I agree–only I suspect religious and monks were using that line long before someone caught Grace Hopper using it.

    Probably something like: “Est facillimus sciscitor misericordiam quam permissionem.

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    dahawk  over 14 years ago

    Visiting with my dad before he passed on 30 years ago, I was amazed at the things he knew we did that my brother and I though we had kept totally secret and had gotten away with. Those conversations are some of my most pleasant and funny memories. Little did we know he was watching over us and letting us learn by experience after he had told us not to do a particular thing. Of course, he made sure we didn’t hurt ourselves too bad! LOL

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    Rakkav  over 14 years ago

    @bmonk: And quite likely, parents had Calvins long before now as well…

    Antiquis temporibus, nati tibi similes in rupibus ventosissimis exponebantur ad necem - In the good old days, children like you were left to perish on windswept crags

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    Shikamoo Premium Member over 14 years ago

    That’s logical. Why should she notice the car out of the garage?

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    randandready  over 14 years ago

    Happy Birthday to Bill Watterson. You have been given us the presents of Calvin and Hobbes everyday. Our present to you is We wish you the very best of health and happiness!

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    mrprongs  over 14 years ago

    Mom’s gonna miss the car in the driveway?

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    Mihir Asher  over 14 years ago

    Looks like his mum will have to buy a new car … perhaps one with a handbrake in it!

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    moronbis  over 14 years ago

    Thanks for reminding that it is Bill’s birthday. Happy birthday genius!!

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