I was fascinated by stories like this as well - and I never thought about that this might not be the right thing to discuss at diner time. I understand Calvin perfectly. Fortunately I’m not the spider…
Reminds me of college days when we used to come up with “interesting” descriptions of food while others were eating at the cafeteria - the more queasy ones would stomp off in a huff, leaving their food behind for us to enjoy. Used the savings thus made to invest in more important purchases like fuel and cheap booze… that was the life!
Strangely, none of us won any popularity contests - wonder why.
If the dad was my husband he’d have got in quick with some philosophy ‘So much for the idea of a loving creator god’
The first book my daughter chose from her school library when she was not yet 5 was ‘The life cycle of a snail’ …. at that age they are totally cool with an introduction to hermaphrodite sex!
That’s why I’ve always been more drawn to the boys and their mentality than the girls. I was a “Science Geek” in school and I’ve always enjoyed working in the medical field. I’m not the girly girl into makeup, hair, perfume, clothes, and shoes. It just bores me to death. I grew up the only girl on my street and I got into it all. I hated the Girl Scouts because it was all sewing and girly crafts. I would have been alot happier in the Boy Scouts. When I had my son I was thrilled and I was in my element. I got my wish when he took an interest in Cub and Boy Scouts and became a leader for 4 years.
This sounds like the conversations our boys had about their books around the table! I remember the shark anatomy book my youngest kept showing us when he was maybe 8. Actually bought that one and still loves marine biology.
It looks as if the wasp stung Mom in the eye.
Just recently, Calvin was terrified by a ‘70 pound bee’. Apparently, talking about such creatures at the dinner table is not scary. Calvin eats that stuff up!
Dino, girls can have it all nowadays. My daughter is of the ‘science geek’ mentality, but when her girly friends come to play they’re happy to grub about bug hunting and beg to do chemistry in our kitchen. Maybe they take more delight in finding a pregnant woodlouse than a parasitic wasp, but I think they’d be interested in that too.
We’re taking a course in “History of Science” this semester, and we had to get five books. One of them is a history of medicine. My wife said, “I hope it doesn’t have a bunch of gross stuff in it.” I said, “You mean like the guy with the hole in his stomach so they could watch his digestive processes?”
Last night was a lonely night.
Ray C,
“I’m just a lonely boy, lonely and blue
I’m all alone with nothing to do” - Paul Anka
tqnis said,
“And does Calvin get their desserts?”
Calvin will get his just deserts.
That should make him happy. It seems that all Calvin wants is just desserts, anyway.
LeslieAnne,
If you haven’t been able to sign on for awhile, you might have missed Saturday’s comic and my comment. Is the following comment typical of the conversation among you and your friends when you get together?
Extortion excites, enthuses, exhilarates, and energizes Calvin. However, Mom extemporaneously enervates his enterprising endeavor. That’s how the cookie crumbles!
As a kid I grew up in Asia and ate all sorts of weird things. I used to catch and eat ants because I was told you could eat them… I’d be ok with what Calvin was talking about.
LeslieAnne,
“You Beat Me to the Punch!” - Mary Wells (1962)
‘You are faster on the draw than I am’ this time. If this continues, a few people might want us to “table” OUR discussion, and I can guess who might want to be the ‘chair’man of the ‘bored’. From yesterday, “after today’s flyghty comments, i’m running with calvin”. He could have said, I’m fleaing with Calvin, but flyghty alone is better than a ‘run’ of the mill play-on-words.
It looks as if Calvin has lunched (launched) a web of intriguing puns, which should be good for a few larvas (laughs), but hopefully not a fly in the ointment.
Calvin’s parents certainly won’t ‘egg’ him on, but at least his comments were ‘organ’ized. Still, he might end up “Standing on the Corner” - The Four Lads
This spider reminds me of some school administrators I know…amazing! Out of the mouth of babes…never teach those kids to read…you never know what they’ll learn! JW
In my family, we didn’t purposely go for gross stuff just because it was gross. But neither did we feel that a subject was taboo just because you were eating. That was where our family conversations took place, so if a subject was suitable for discussion, it was suitable for the dinner table.
Yes Puddleglum2 we could end up in a sticky stiuation… or maybe we would end up with ‘egg’ on our face (which would most assuredly be better than in our internal organs!
oletimer said,
hey! watch it with all the philosophic pomposity…..
…not to mention the pedantic punditry with a prerequisite predominantly postulating posture!
“In short”, said Mr. McCawber, “the two posts were precisely presented.”
Oh dear.
I fear
The verbose verbal vivisection
Will entail entrails
And descriptive details
Of all things
That should be
Best left unsaid.
“Great big globs of greasy grimy gopher guts, marinated monkey meat, itty bitty birdy feet. Great big globs of greasy grimy gopher guts, and me without a spoon…”
Now this is a book after my own heart!
I have no problem reading, talking about or observing such things. I too am like Dino-1 in that I am a true nerd/geek at heart. But I don’t see Calvin necessarily moving in that direction. Remember the insect collection catastrophe?
Dino, I identify with not being a girly-girl. My sisters weren’t either. We were all in Girl Scouts.
In Scouts, we did a variety of things: acting, singing, crafts like pottery but also much more active stuff like camping, overnight hiking and canoing. My senior troop was a “mounted troop” which meant riding and working with horses. We also did volunteer work.
At age 8, I helped my older sister gather insects for a science project. I remember catching a spider in a neighbors doorway and bringing it home in a glass jar. It was a black widow.
My sister went on to get a degree in Botany and was one of the first women naturalists with the US Park Service.
Its all in how you grow up. Both our parents were college educated and encouraged us to read anything and everything. Mom used to say, ‘if you can’t understand what you are reading, it won’t hurt you, and if you do understand it, you are old enough to read it.
Our mother was an expert seamstress and a good cook, but she was the one who taught us to fly fish. She also hunted deer and squirrel with my brother.
Our dad hunted and fished, too, but he loved to build things. It was Dad who introduced me to the joys of gardening.
jimcracky,
Apparently, you didn’t read the posts from Johanan Rakkav and dsom8!
Also, “And God saw everything that he had made, and behold, it was very good.” Genesis 1:31a
In Revelation 12:9 “And the great dragon was cast out,, that old serpent, called the Devil, and Satan, which deceives the whole world:…” starting in Genesis 3 at the fall (first sin) of Adam and Eve. The sin of mankind brought the “curse”. Ultimately, the devil will get his ‘just deserts’.
“Nevertheless we, according to his promise, look for new heavens and a new earth, wherein dwells righteousness.” - II Peter 3:13
margueritem over 14 years ago
LOL, love it.
SWEETBILL over 14 years ago
GM Marg, I’ll say ,great story Cal at diner time :-) Calvin is smiling too, rare
kittenpah over 14 years ago
The kid’s a natural scientist. Just let’s hold off on the disections until after desert.
rentier over 14 years ago
And this during a meal!
Brother_James437 over 14 years ago
Well there goes my appatite.
hawgowar over 14 years ago
As long as he’s learning - let him go.
Vista Bill Raley and Comet™ over 14 years ago
Calvin finds all the good ones! Betcha he tells Susie about the book!
GreenJade over 14 years ago
Ewww ! Those facts are hard to digest ! Love the look on dad and mom’s face !
moronbis over 14 years ago
Quite an achievement for Calvin considering he chose a book on wildlife and not comics.
Tineli over 14 years ago
I was fascinated by stories like this as well - and I never thought about that this might not be the right thing to discuss at diner time. I understand Calvin perfectly. Fortunately I’m not the spider…
harrietbe over 14 years ago
There will come a time, Dad, when you’ll look back on this little incident and have a good laugh.
Bittermelon of Truth over 14 years ago
Check out Mom’s face! “Eww. Really Calvin!” They should be grateful he knows what a book is… unlike today’s kids :-/
Ooops! Premium Member over 14 years ago
Learning is such fun!
Herocoder over 14 years ago
Who knew books had stuff like that !!!
Troglodyte over 14 years ago
He he
Reminds me of college days when we used to come up with “interesting” descriptions of food while others were eating at the cafeteria - the more queasy ones would stomp off in a huff, leaving their food behind for us to enjoy. Used the savings thus made to invest in more important purchases like fuel and cheap booze… that was the life!
Strangely, none of us won any popularity contests - wonder why.
GrimmaTheNome over 14 years ago
If the dad was my husband he’d have got in quick with some philosophy ‘So much for the idea of a loving creator god’
The first book my daughter chose from her school library when she was not yet 5 was ‘The life cycle of a snail’ …. at that age they are totally cool with an introduction to hermaphrodite sex!
derdla over 14 years ago
ha ha ha even now at my old age,its stil good
Dino-1 over 14 years ago
That’s why I’ve always been more drawn to the boys and their mentality than the girls. I was a “Science Geek” in school and I’ve always enjoyed working in the medical field. I’m not the girly girl into makeup, hair, perfume, clothes, and shoes. It just bores me to death. I grew up the only girl on my street and I got into it all. I hated the Girl Scouts because it was all sewing and girly crafts. I would have been alot happier in the Boy Scouts. When I had my son I was thrilled and I was in my element. I got my wish when he took an interest in Cub and Boy Scouts and became a leader for 4 years.
cdward over 14 years ago
This sounds like the conversations our boys had about their books around the table! I remember the shark anatomy book my youngest kept showing us when he was maybe 8. Actually bought that one and still loves marine biology.
Puddleglum2 over 14 years ago
It looks as if the wasp stung Mom in the eye. Just recently, Calvin was terrified by a ‘70 pound bee’. Apparently, talking about such creatures at the dinner table is not scary. Calvin eats that stuff up!
GrimmaTheNome over 14 years ago
Dino, girls can have it all nowadays. My daughter is of the ‘science geek’ mentality, but when her girly friends come to play they’re happy to grub about bug hunting and beg to do chemistry in our kitchen. Maybe they take more delight in finding a pregnant woodlouse than a parasitic wasp, but I think they’d be interested in that too.
tqnism over 14 years ago
I wonder… If mum and dad lose their appetite, does it mean that Calvin does not have to eat his vegetables as well?
And does Calvin get their desserts?
Books may be really useful!
Ray_C over 14 years ago
We’re taking a course in “History of Science” this semester, and we had to get five books. One of them is a history of medicine. My wife said, “I hope it doesn’t have a bunch of gross stuff in it.” I said, “You mean like the guy with the hole in his stomach so they could watch his digestive processes?” Last night was a lonely night.
Puddleglum2 over 14 years ago
Ray C, “I’m just a lonely boy, lonely and blue I’m all alone with nothing to do” - Paul Anka
tqnis said, “And does Calvin get their desserts?” Calvin will get his just deserts. That should make him happy. It seems that all Calvin wants is just desserts, anyway.
Puddleglum2 over 14 years ago
LeslieAnne, If you haven’t been able to sign on for awhile, you might have missed Saturday’s comic and my comment. Is the following comment typical of the conversation among you and your friends when you get together?
Extortion excites, enthuses, exhilarates, and energizes Calvin. However, Mom extemporaneously enervates his enterprising endeavor. That’s how the cookie crumbles!
lewisbower over 14 years ago
Vikings to spaceships. Don’t let any other little boys find out about MY library..
GROG Premium Member over 14 years ago
I never was interested in such things, and certainly not while eating!
Good Morning, Marg, Mike & ♠Lonewolf♠!
LeslieAnne over 14 years ago
Puddleglum2…It does sound like something that I would have said and that they would make fun of me for!! :) But I love it!!!
And he may “eat it up” but his parents are more likely to want to “table” the discussion!
dsom8 over 14 years ago
Interesting question for the evolutionists as to how this spider-wasp relationship came about in miniscule stages. Oh the glory of (fallen) Creation!
greatgreenmoose over 14 years ago
As a kid I grew up in Asia and ate all sorts of weird things. I used to catch and eat ants because I was told you could eat them… I’d be ok with what Calvin was talking about.
oletimer over 14 years ago
hey! watch it with all the philisophic pomposity…..
mike.firesmith over 14 years ago
**Good morning Marg! Good morning Fran and Kizzzy! Good Morning L’Wolf! Good Morning Grog!**
She blinded him with science!
Puddleglum2 over 14 years ago
LeslieAnne, “You Beat Me to the Punch!” - Mary Wells (1962) ‘You are faster on the draw than I am’ this time. If this continues, a few people might want us to “table” OUR discussion, and I can guess who might want to be the ‘chair’man of the ‘bored’. From yesterday, “after today’s flyghty comments, i’m running with calvin”. He could have said, I’m fleaing with Calvin, but flyghty alone is better than a ‘run’ of the mill play-on-words. It looks as if Calvin has lunched (launched) a web of intriguing puns, which should be good for a few larvas (laughs), but hopefully not a fly in the ointment. Calvin’s parents certainly won’t ‘egg’ him on, but at least his comments were ‘organ’ized. Still, he might end up “Standing on the Corner” - The Four Lads
musicnut1986 over 14 years ago
VistaBill said, about 9 gags and chokes ago:
“Calvin finds all the good ones! Betcha he tells Susie about the book!”
That was the first thing I thought of after reading this cartoon. “You Beat Me to the Punch!”
kab2rb over 14 years ago
Now we know where Calvin gets his face expressions at.
cats32 over 14 years ago
sweet
MustLoveDogs over 14 years ago
I love Mom’s face! HA!
jaws2049 Premium Member over 14 years ago
This spider reminds me of some school administrators I know…amazing! Out of the mouth of babes…never teach those kids to read…you never know what they’ll learn! JW
George Arnold over 14 years ago
Calvin just being Calvin! Great toon!
coffeeturtle over 14 years ago
LOL!! Fascinating… bad timing… but fascinating nonetheless.
mikec5959 over 14 years ago
Ha! Calvin’s moms face..!
gocomicsmember over 14 years ago
In my family, we didn’t purposely go for gross stuff just because it was gross. But neither did we feel that a subject was taboo just because you were eating. That was where our family conversations took place, so if a subject was suitable for discussion, it was suitable for the dinner table.
LeslieAnne over 14 years ago
Yes Puddleglum2 we could end up in a sticky stiuation… or maybe we would end up with ‘egg’ on our face (which would most assuredly be better than in our internal organs!
Gretchen's Mom over 14 years ago
Calvin … the future “Bill Nye The Science Guy”!
Iwa Iniki over 14 years ago
Someday he will be a famous Biologist?
If you think this is gross, try viewing a Brown Recluse bite.
khpage over 14 years ago
Speaking of gross, how about that fried egg left eye of his mother?
Puddleglum2 over 14 years ago
oletimer said, hey! watch it with all the philosophic pomposity…..
…not to mention the pedantic punditry with a prerequisite predominantly postulating posture! “In short”, said Mr. McCawber, “the two posts were precisely presented.”
ratlum over 14 years ago
Yep seen that on tv in colour Calvin you would have loved it.
Nebulous Premium Member over 14 years ago
What a coincidence!
That’s what’s in today Insect Picture of the Day. http://www.insectpod.com/
LeslieAnne over 14 years ago
Iwa Iniki, my father had a brown recluse bite and you are right. They are bad!!
larney45 over 14 years ago
Oh dear. I fear The verbose verbal vivisection Will entail entrails And descriptive details Of all things That should be Best left unsaid. “Great big globs of greasy grimy gopher guts, marinated monkey meat, itty bitty birdy feet. Great big globs of greasy grimy gopher guts, and me without a spoon…”
fredbuhl over 14 years ago
Where can I get this book?
JTGAM over 14 years ago
Now this is a book after my own heart! I have no problem reading, talking about or observing such things. I too am like Dino-1 in that I am a true nerd/geek at heart. But I don’t see Calvin necessarily moving in that direction. Remember the insect collection catastrophe?
ellisaana Premium Member over 14 years ago
Dino, I identify with not being a girly-girl. My sisters weren’t either. We were all in Girl Scouts. In Scouts, we did a variety of things: acting, singing, crafts like pottery but also much more active stuff like camping, overnight hiking and canoing. My senior troop was a “mounted troop” which meant riding and working with horses. We also did volunteer work. At age 8, I helped my older sister gather insects for a science project. I remember catching a spider in a neighbors doorway and bringing it home in a glass jar. It was a black widow. My sister went on to get a degree in Botany and was one of the first women naturalists with the US Park Service. Its all in how you grow up. Both our parents were college educated and encouraged us to read anything and everything. Mom used to say, ‘if you can’t understand what you are reading, it won’t hurt you, and if you do understand it, you are old enough to read it. Our mother was an expert seamstress and a good cook, but she was the one who taught us to fly fish. She also hunted deer and squirrel with my brother. Our dad hunted and fished, too, but he loved to build things. It was Dad who introduced me to the joys of gardening.
jimcracky over 14 years ago
Whoa, so much for intelligent design by a compassionate creator, huh? You got it, Calvin.
Puddleglum2 over 14 years ago
NebulousRikulau, That was apropos!
jimcracky, Apparently, you didn’t read the posts from Johanan Rakkav and dsom8! Also, “And God saw everything that he had made, and behold, it was very good.” Genesis 1:31a In Revelation 12:9 “And the great dragon was cast out,, that old serpent, called the Devil, and Satan, which deceives the whole world:…” starting in Genesis 3 at the fall (first sin) of Adam and Eve. The sin of mankind brought the “curse”. Ultimately, the devil will get his ‘just deserts’. “Nevertheless we, according to his promise, look for new heavens and a new earth, wherein dwells righteousness.” - II Peter 3:13
carvteach over 14 years ago
This is wonderful! I’ll be holding on to this one to share with teachers!
Me_Again over 14 years ago
Calvin is awesome.