That is Priceless by Steve Melcher for October 31, 2024

/// Through the window her jealous son leaned.

Baby nursed until Jan intervened.

Jan distracted the boy

with his old pinwheel toy.

(Jan was mad that last week he was weaned.)

“Ok, Mr. Hefner, come on in and let’s discuss your offer”.

The globes outside were quite dandyBut those inside left him randyHis stare made him very happyUntil baby needed a new nappy

Schrödinger’s Dog: “Is the cat in that box alive or dead? Until the fat lady takes her foot off the lid, it cannot be determined.”

“I haven’t rung the lunch bell for you. Wait your turn.”

Look lady, we all know you’re an exhibitionist. That’s not a real baby – it’s just a doll and it’s just an excuse to expose yourself.

“Before I go, do you have change for a quarter? I need some nipples for the bubblegum machine.”

The origin of the phrase melon, collie, baby.

Does anyone else find the baby a bit creepy?

“You seen one, you seen ‘em both.”

A Mother with her Children: 

Paste (including the quote marks) 

"Category:Paintings of cradles" Wikimedia 

(syntax supported by the Google, Bing, Yahoo, and DuckDuckGo search engines) in the browser address bar (or search for it using one of those search engines) and choose the first Category: found, and once there find the text string A-688, and click its link for info and links that point to more info (perhaps best viewed using the Google Chrome or Mozilla Firefox browsers, which can automatically translate most webpages if necessary) about this roughly B4 paper size painting. 

Again, a larger strip image is shown by (Ctrl- or right-) clicking the image in Mr. Melcher’s MASTERPIECE #3402 (October 31, 2024) blog entry, accessible by the Check out the blog! box after the last comment, and using the dropdown menu (even larger, if you trim what’s after .png from the URL). I have added a comment there pointing to the info about this artist I used to point to here. So far, first work by him used here.

By her window Cornelia sits/

Hoping someone will notice her titz:/

It’s a small enterprise/

And to no one’s surprise/

She only charges two bits.

Ok, now finish mowing the lawn and then you can see the other one

“Gee, Mrs. Hershey, is all you have to give us trick-or … teaters … I mean, treaters, are … milk dugs … I mean, Milk Duds?”

Dad wants some milk for his coffee and thought you could help

The Great Advantage Of Topless Ventriloquism Is That No Matter How Much Your Lips Move, Nobody Will Notice.

“Tell me how those work again?”

pardon mama but i am thirsty too.