Close to Home by John McPherson for November 12, 2024

and killing yourself afterward?

On the spot entertainment

Your Dad? Isn’t that how you wake up your aunts?

Their funeral was nice… a few close friends, a few family members.

On the plus side, Dad won’t have to worry about that mole on his neck.

Bleeb’s been in stealth mode lately.

Looks like Bleeb doesn’t want any part of this!

He’s dreaming he is running a marathon. He can feel the burn!

Owie.

I always knew he was a hot head. I just didn’t know why.

Just getting dad fired up for another day of work mom.

Do-It-At-Home carotid artery procedure?

mmmm. steak fries with cheese and italian dressing

I’m surprised that the holder of the magnifying glass doesn’t look like Dennis the Menace.

We’re removing his mole.

I’m not sure whether they’re trying to remove an old tattoo, draw a new one, or cook ethnic vegetables (Swiss, charred).

2nd degree burns or 3rd if he doesn’t wake soon

Is this what they call wake n bake?

“ Magnify give it a try?”

He’s gonna do a slow burn.

it’s awfully quiet in there… mus’ be up ta no good!

No Bleep! First one in awhile.

“Well that’s how Superman shaves…”

Brats.

Probably get rid of those stubborn ingrown hairs

Doing a science experiment, how long till dad starts on fire.

Magnifying glasses today won’t even cook bugs.

“Dad said he wanted to be cremated.”

Dad will be all fired up when he awakes!