Crabgrass by Tauhid Bondia for November 11, 2024

Oh wow! Go Kevin

ROFLMAO

That or stop putting steroids in the vitamins, apparently.

Try sending to bed now.

Must of been hoarding the Bam Bam Ruble vitamin

There is no logical way in the world that a sock could fall behind the washer… But socks have little concern for logic, and it happens. And then there is the LSD (lost sock dimension). I can understand my wife missing socks – she’s careless about putting things in the hamper. But every year or two I end up sacrificing a sock to the washer or dryer. (Do we really know which machine eats the sock? We blame the dryer because it’s missing when we empty it – but are we sure it ever went into the dryer?)

Ok Mom, now let’s discuss my bedtime and TV privileges.

Kevin has super strength.

Hey, he helped you. Be thankful.

Hope they have medical coverage for hernias.

When I was a kid, I loved Bill Cosby’s bit about the kids lifting manhole covers and getting hernias…then freaking out their mothers with “hey ma, look at this!” Of course, after I had a major hernia drama…

Nah, it’s still funny, as is Weird Al’s “Living with a Hernia.” As the late philosopher said, “If we couldn’t laugh, we would all go insane…”

Just how many Flinstones did he get?

Behind the washer is unknown territory — there be dragons.

They travel thru a wormhole in space to a planet where they live a life not being stepped on.

Special Ed must’ve had a hellacious weight training program!!

Shades of Blazing Saddles.

Hahahaha! Excellent!

So much food in the USA is LOADED with steroids…AND plastic. YOUR tax dollars at work. Nuff said.

My washer and dryer must hate socks. To date, I have never had one disappear. I wonder if aliens built my appliances?

Super Kevin

That poor washing machine. Will it survive?

Yes! It is almost always the WASHER. Socks are small enough to be sucked out via the drain pump. Though I have serviced dryers that have shredded or otherwise eaten socks (and other parts of clothing) due to damage or age. Socks also fall between the wash basket and the machine’s shell and don’t necessarily make it as far as the floor. That typically happens when you try to shove all your laundry into the machine at once and/or overload it. (I used to do in-home warranty appliance repair for the big companies.) And yes… it is very embarrassing for everyone involved when you are pulling people’s intimates out of the machine when servicing it.