Over the Hedge by T Lewis and Michael Fry for November 14, 2024

Easy enough for the tree to squish RJ’s head just by falling on him.

Being sedentary isn’t necessarily as bad as it seems at first.

Well if he was a member of “The Trees in the Hall” he could crush his head.

I’ve been undressed by kings

and i’ve seen some things

That a red oak, ain’t ’sposed to see

If it could walk, it’d probably have a lumbering gait.

Something tells me that the tree made that last lament because he’s tired of RJ ruining things for him.

Verne scores.

Well you are rooted to the ground.

Nuthin’ inside that varmint’s head but Twinkie cream.

The tree can always drop a big branch on his head.

I’ve been to Venice. Kinda depressing compared with other Italian cities.

Ha. A friend and I often joke around by saying “I squish your head!” and then pounding our fist into our hand (once or repeatedly) or squishing together the thumb and index finger. Fun.