Ripley's Believe It or Not by Ripley’s Believe It or Not! for November 15, 2024

Oh I disagree. You’re not going to recognize anyone without your eyes.

And I would have picked Bill Gates as a Pepsi man.

Westfield, NJ, hometown of Charles Addams has an Addams family mural by one of their railroad arches.

So all them womens who removes eyebrow is never get detect by facial recognition eh.

The rich n wealthy will gets away with anytheengs.

Wouldn’t the eyebrow thing be confusing since some women just draw them on?

And I wonder why people hate billionaires…

The chef then bought a Mac.

I respect the low brow more than the high brow, as the high brow are often drawn on or some other artificial means.

The local Burger King ran out of the buns on the first day. The Wednesday Whopper was basically a normal Whopper.

“Chartering” a Michelin restaurant wasn’t as expensive as wasting $50 million on the Kamala derailment.

The Wednesday Whopper wasn’t “in honor” of anything. It was an endorsed promotional stunt.

I lower my flag in honor of the fallen. No one makes a purple hamburger bun to honor anything. They do it for money.

On this day in History

Nov. 15, 2017

Australian postal vote on same-sex marriage revealed – 61% vote yes.

The deleting has started again!

You can find it on yesterday’s ’Ripley’s’ (about raising eyebrows)..

If it gets deleted there, ask zippykatz where it can also be found…

Absolutely getting ridiculous!

Can anyone see me?

Bill Gates ,cheapskate

Fun fact: it’s been proven that Juggalo face paint wreaks havoc on facial recognition software, in case you were looking for a reason to join the Juggalos

Not planning to see this Addams Family movie, so, what’s the significance of a purple whopper? I’m not planning on getting one of those from Burger King, either!

I thought that an Addams burger would either be black or some shade of gray. The recent Wednesday cereal, inspired by the Wednesday Addams show on Netflix, is monochrome cookies and creme

I see what you mean.

Bill G. sucks. Nuff said.

There are certain female politician that have exaggerated eye brow arches that resemble Merciless Ming of Flash Gordon fame. All they need is a long thing waxed moustache to complete the ensemble.

I tried the Wednesday Whopper. Nothing special. Especially since my burger patty was thin and dry.

Underwear Joke…

As I knelt down with a pair of size 4 shoes in front of this blonde in a short skirt, I couldn’t resist a quick glance at her undies:

“Hey cheeky!” she said as she gave me a playful kick, “I bet the only reason you work here is to look up girls’ skirts, isn’t it?”

“That’s an absolutely ridiculous accusation, madam.” I said sternly. “I don’t work here!”

I’ve never been on a plane flight, but I’ve heard that diet Coke tastes terrible at very high altitudes. If I ever fly, I’ll order diet Barq’s root beer. Or bottled water.