Sherman's Lagoon by Jim Toomey for November 16, 2024

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    sirbadger  about 1 month ago

    Zortak is not attracted to creatures who look like Kim Kardashian. Would humans be attracted to some of the women on Zortak’s planet?

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    Ropey Wee Yoofo  about 1 month ago

    Oi! If I wanted to see a cartoonist express hatred of humanity, I could go look at Pearls Before Swine. I read this strip to see childish humor, such as Sherman roaring “ABKHAZIA!!!” while spraying saliva everywhere.

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    ddl297  about 1 month ago

    Kind of like The Day the Earth Stood Still. “Stop being destructive, or we’ll destroy you!” What a lovely message from the superior races in Space!

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    mourdac Premium Member about 1 month ago

    If humans don’t do it to themselves first.

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    GoldLions Premium Member about 1 month ago

    LOL!!!!!!!

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    CaveCat87  about 1 month ago

    Hawthorne, I don’t think you’re helping your case.

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    Rasslebear  about 1 month ago

    I agree.

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    ladykat  about 1 month ago

    Most definitely.

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    monya_43  about 1 month ago

    We don’t need interplanetary destruction. We can accomplish that all by ourselves.

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    Diat60  about 1 month ago

    When the oceans are dead, the atmosphere is polluted, the ground is sterile, the wildlife is extinct and humans have resorted to cannibalism, will we admit there might have been more important things than money?

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    Steverino Premium Member about 1 month ago

    “Beam me up Scotty. There’s no intelligent life down here”.

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    tammyspeakslife Premium Member about 1 month ago

    Signs of Life

    Song by Steven Curtis Chapman

    Come in base, I’ve landed my ship on a planet here in space

    This is the one they say is inhabited by the human race

    And I’m going out to look around and see what’s here

    And I’ll tell you what I find

    Confirmation on the inhabitants, they’re running everywhere

    And their technology is beyond what I’ve seen anywhere

    But I’m trying to communicate, and they don’t hear me

    It seems like for all I’m finding

    I can’t find the most important thing

    Where are the signs, where are the signs of life?

    The love that proves there is a beating heart inside

    Where are the signs, where are the signs of life?

    The compassion and concern that makes this world turn

    Where are the signs of life?

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    tad1  about 1 month ago

    With nasty cretins like nick fuentes and rfk jr. running around, human extinctions sounds like a very good idea.

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    Mekoides  about 1 month ago

    What happened to Earl? I went back and checked and the story ended with the mayor abandoning him…..

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    Smeagol  about 1 month ago

    Strike four!!! LMAO

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    ChukLitl Premium Member about 1 month ago

    The entire genre pretending that reality is only for keeping up.

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    BlueKnight25  about 1 month ago

    Zortak sounds a little like Bill Gates and his ilk. Depopulation should start with them.

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    olds_cool63  about 1 month ago

    “The Dumba$$ians”!

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    lanainutahdesert  about 1 month ago

    Beam me to your planet, Zortak!

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    Shikamoo Premium Member about 1 month ago

    Zortak has good taste.

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    Publius10608218  about 1 month ago

    But isn’t eradicating an entire species an equally heinous crime and the galactic council will have to destroy themselves as punishment?

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    eddi-TBH  about 1 month ago

    At least it will be quick.

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