JumpStart by Robb Armstrong for November 12, 2024

Yes

That is: heLL Yes. Not a typo.

Well, Delray, that is what is known as tempting the fates. You are officially an idiot.

You had to go and say it didn’t.

That happens in Killadelphia every Thanksgiving!

He never ate Thanksgiving dinner with our folks obviously.

It’s mandatory!!!

Mess around and find out, Delray!

Thanksgiving dinner and crazy are synonymous.

Boy, talk about foreshadowing!

“What could possibly go wrong..?”

He’s doing it for little Kenny.

Famous last words!

The most surefire way to find out what could go wrong is to ask.

Narrator Voice: Something crazy happened at Thanksgiving Dinner.

What crazy things don’t happen at a Thanksgiving Dinner?

Family, at dinner. No nothing crazy, just the usual drunken shenanigan’s

I guess you haven’t been to many Thanksgiving family dinners, eh, Delray?

And thus begins the next story arc. Less than Two weeks til turkey day.

Dramatic Foreshadowing. Used in your best comic strips.

you’d be surprised.

Apparently he’s never seen the Three Stooges. A parrot is likely to climb into the turkey and walk around.

with family involved? ABSOLUTELY

You think Thanksgiving is the one day something crazy is not going to happen in this family ?

Issues at a multi generational, multi sibling family dinner? Depends on who voted for whom last week. Break out the popcorn.

Famous last words…..

what could go wrong, everything

Cue the “Jaws” theme.

So you all just want this man dead huh

I thought it said he’s a MARRIED man and I had to wonder just what is going on with Shark’s spouse that he has to go into witness protection to stay away from his marriage….

We can probably forgive Delray for being somewhat ignorant about Thanksgiving Dinners with the family. Remember that he and his mom were living in/at a dumpster when we first met them. Doesn’t seem to point to strong family connections — or even family Thanksgiving dinners — excepting of course, the ones at the Salvation Army.

What will get beheaded first,The Turkey or The Shark?

The killers all bet on the Detroit Lions and Shark gets away while they’re busy yelling curses at the TV set.

The stage is set!

Don’t crazy things typically happen at holiday dinners?

Jinx invoked!

The former “Ray Ramsey” cannot be that naive.

Delray acts like he’s never been a criminal.

He is but hopefully this will end that as this shark stuff has gone on for years, since a little before I picked the strip up. It has not changed or evolved hardly.

Yes.