Heathcliff by Peter Gallagher for November 12, 2024

Get enhanced fuels from “Shell” stations.

Slow. WOW.

How in the world does Mr. G come up with these ideas?! What a mind!

I see why there’s so much turnover at the Pinkville Chamber of Commerce.

The hard part is keeping up with the changes in fashion.

The snail helmet store down the road is doing a roaring trade.

Put the snail wigs next to the 8 track players and the beta maxes.

Is that a purple bouffant ?

Business might be “at a snail’s pace”, but in this case, that’s pretty good. Also, fittings must be time consuming – trying not to get slime on it.

Home run

ba dum tss

Well, that’s one of telling between male and female snails

Wigs for snails is crazy