Daddy's Home by Tony Rubino and Gary Markstein for November 11, 2024

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    C  11 days ago

    Not quite as stupid as he looks

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    Tigressy  11 days ago

    Do you weigh too much?

    Yes (thanks to covid and the lock-downs combined with my damaged knees) – but I do hope it’s getting better now since I’ve stopped excessive drinking (alcohol has a lot of calories besides its general unhealthiness).

    Unfortunately, I still get hangover-worthy migraines. Not fair!!!

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    The Orange Mailman  11 days ago

    The kid has some brains.

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    rgulyash  10 days ago

    God hates a coward, kid

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    brick10  10 days ago

    The kid is smarter than he looks/acts.

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    cuzinron47  10 days ago

    Don’t worry about it, the squash cancels out the fatty butter.

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    MissScarlet Premium Member 10 days ago

    Butter makes everything better. Never doubt Julia Child.

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    CoffeeBob Premium Member 10 days ago

    Not the flavor, not the yummy buttery fats, not the color, just the overcooked texture. Big glop of adult baby food.

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    CleverHans Premium Member 10 days ago

    One day a four-year-old in the pre-school class announced, for no apparent reason, that “my mom said she weighs 500 pounds.”

    His mom was short and rather skinny, so I said, “Your mom wouldn’t weigh 500 pounds even if she had an elephant in her pocket.”

    The kid gave me a puzzled look and said, “Why would my mom have an elephant in her pocket?”

    The kid wins again.

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    Teto85 Premium Member 10 days ago

    Squash. One of the three sisters. I prefer the other two.

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