F Minus by Tony Carrillo for November 15, 2024

It’s a real spoon melter.

“Sure, that’ll be $10.”

“But that is the price of the whole burrito!”

I’ll wager that he can’t handle it.

I don’t think I’d like El Burrito Intenso flavored Ice Cream.

I’ll try the Rum Raisin Pistachio instead

No.

“¡No!”

There is a hole burned in the back of your pants. You have already tried it.

“Just fish around in the garbage can by the door. You’ll find plenty of samples there.”

A little bit of the salsa should ignite his nose hairs.

Sorry, this is an Italian bakery!

Sir, this is an Arby’s.