This reminded me of something from a few decades ago. I was on a first date with someone. He looked at my hands and said: “Wow — You don’t bite your nails!” It caused me to wonder about the other women he had been dating.
I use toenail clippers for all my nails. They cut so cleanly that I rarely need to file afterwards. As for toenails, I have to be desperate to even try.
I used to often trim my fingernails by tearing them off with my other nails, one or more one day, then maybe a couple more a few days later… now I let them grow out and take a pair of clippers to them. I’ve been saving the clippings, partly just to see how they add up and partly with the idea of doing some sort of experiment someday. Anyway, I’ve never heard of a man (a real manly man) who didn’t do his own nails one way or another.
The scissors and nail file on a Swiss Army Knife are always handy for dealing with ragged fingernails. There are nail clippers that look just like side-cutter tools for electrical work.
I had cat that would bite his nails. If you were touching his head while he was doing it, you could feel the powerful crunch. It was pretty cool having a cat who would trim his own nails.
The Humanist about 1 month ago
Real pluggers put metal nails on wood in their home, and don’t do their own nails.
Zykoic about 1 month ago
Plumbers never ever do that!
Indiana Guy Premium Member about 1 month ago
That is disgusting.
phritzg Premium Member about 1 month ago
Except his toenails; Andy Bear can’t trim what he can’t see.
juicebruce about 1 month ago
Yes I trim my nails with Fingernail Clippers … Not my teeth ;-)
Gent about 1 month ago
Eh me guess me no Plugger then.
dbrucepm about 1 month ago
I had the bad habit of nail biting, I was cured when I lost my teeth
PraiseofFolly about 1 month ago
At least most Pluggers are no limber enough to do their own toenails.
walstib Premium Member about 1 month ago
My pal cuts his fingernails with his pocketknife. He just turned 81, and he grew up on a farm.
ctolson about 1 month ago
More like you’re a plugger if you don’t use clippers to trim your finger nails. I use my teeth ocassionally or a pocket knife .
Zen-of-Zinfandel about 1 month ago
Do pluggers make their own floss?
FassEddie about 1 month ago
Do you suppose that this was what Al had in mind when he submitted it?
Pluggergirl about 1 month ago
Nail clippers for me.
'IndyMan' about 1 month ago
Can’t do that any more—my teeth (the ones I have left) can’t get through the nails so it is ‘clipper time’ ! ! ! !
'IndyMan' about 1 month ago
My teeth (what I have) won’t go through them so it is ‘clipper village’ ! ! !
maureenmck Premium Member about 1 month ago
This reminded me of something from a few decades ago. I was on a first date with someone. He looked at my hands and said: “Wow — You don’t bite your nails!” It caused me to wonder about the other women he had been dating.
CoffeeBob Premium Member about 1 month ago
Small wire cutters are great for toe nails. And fingernails when you shred one in the shop. And a brick wall to smooth them out.
cknoblo Premium Member about 1 month ago
I use toenail clippers for all my nails. They cut so cleanly that I rarely need to file afterwards. As for toenails, I have to be desperate to even try.
DaBump Premium Member about 1 month ago
I used to often trim my fingernails by tearing them off with my other nails, one or more one day, then maybe a couple more a few days later… now I let them grow out and take a pair of clippers to them. I’ve been saving the clippings, partly just to see how they add up and partly with the idea of doing some sort of experiment someday. Anyway, I’ve never heard of a man (a real manly man) who didn’t do his own nails one way or another.
Billy Yank about 1 month ago
The scissors and nail file on a Swiss Army Knife are always handy for dealing with ragged fingernails. There are nail clippers that look just like side-cutter tools for electrical work.
mistercatworks about 1 month ago
I had cat that would bite his nails. If you were touching his head while he was doing it, you could feel the powerful crunch. It was pretty cool having a cat who would trim his own nails.