Non Sequitur by Wiley Miller for November 19, 2024

Just sell it as-is and let the new owner deal with it. That’s what happened in the horder-house where the new owner found a dead teenager in the freezer.

Wiley bears aren’t a good thing there!

Origins of “Eat the Rich”

I only see three closures…

Depends on whether they’ve kept up the payments, or not.

“It’s a real bear market these days…”

The skull suggests that’s been tried before. Yep. Timing is everything.

Especially in a bear market…

“Come on guys! We’re trying to hibernate here!”

And that’s the last anyone ever heard from those 2 guys.

They apparently didn’t read the fine print on the low interest loan.

The bears look fatter than normal.

Probably one of the worst foreclosures any bank ever took on!

Like one of Mel Brooks’ 2000 Year Old Man routines -

“We lived in our first cave until we were dispossessed.”

“Dispossessed? They had landlords back then?”

“A lion comes in the cave, you’re dispossessed!”

Banking can’t happen until the horse nomads have established the protection racket over the agriculturalists, and properly divided up nature into property.

That’s the first time I remember seeing the bears in Non Sequitur NOT look happy. Boy are those foreclosure agents in for something nasty…

I never could bear bankers…..

Seeing Wiley’s bears always reminds me that the arc of the moral universe is long. . . .

Negotiations are going to be tough. The bears look unhappy and don’t have any cash or credit available. The new owners will be in a world of hurt.

The Wiley bears may have a good meal.

What happened to DUH-Man and the Grave Styles?

I don’t think I’d try foreclosing on the Wiley bears. It might make ’em grumpy, and a grumpy bear is a dangerous bear.

Lunch time!

“… and why I’m paying you so well.”

Don’t look at me….. I’m not going to tell ’em!!

So the bears took out a mortgage – when? And how? And why?

Bribe them with porridge

The weapons industry helped it to develop.

Nobody pointed out that real estate is a bear market???

Call in Bubba the Homevestor ! What could go wrong ! ;-)

I think “tricky” is an understatement