Dark Side of the Horse by Samson for November 23, 2024

Absurdist: Horace today.

Realist: My cup of coffee is empty…

Summarist: 1/2 + 1/2 = 1 cup of now cold coffee.

Doesn’t look ethically sourced to me.

Individualist: I don’t drink coffee.

An espresso. And be quick about it.

I’ll be back in a second…time for another cup.

Well that remind me it coffee time now.

Half full, half empty, whatever! You just need a bigger cup, Horace.

As long as the pessimist is going to be a pessimist anyway, you might just as well take advantage of it.

you can lead a horse to coffee and he’ll drink it…

Engineer. My 0.79 liter coffee mug has 0.34 liters of coffee, and 0.055 liters of cream. Also 3 grams of sugar.

and now your cup empty – your belly – half full…!

I’d argue the opportunist is also more than a little desperate to get their fix of coffee.

That depends. If one is pouring it’s half full. If drinking it’s half empty.

Far too many opportunists.

Now the pessimist has even more reason to be that way.

Dark roast side of the horse.

When I saw that long straw I thought of There Will Be Blood’s Daniel Painview – I drink your milkshake!!! Then a loud sucking sound LOL

Hee, Hee. Horsie stealing from his self.

True pessimist: “The glass is always empty. The drink is just painted on the sides.”

My cup of coffee is full. But I ordered tea!