Off the Mark by Mark Parisi for November 21, 2024

I live with 4 therapy cats. Best therapy ever.

Practice what you preach. Or is it vice-versa?

The bill arrives by Ninja Sloth.

Sleeping 22 hours a day probably helps too.

The alternative is a cardboard box

Good. But makes sure you watches out for that monster under the bed.

Disclaimer to all Off the Mark readers: This may not be suitable (may not be a fit) for you to try at home. The space under your furniture may be insufficient for you (with your size) to fit underneath.

I’ve had workmen in my house doing a bathroom renovation all week. My cats have asked that their mail be forwarded to “under the couch”.

The cat can wiggle out. You will probably need assistance in moving the daybed.

Some days are like that.

Dr. Sigmund ‘Fraid.

How about if I just hide under the covers?

You can always spot them by their glow-in-the-dark eyes

Works for me.

I Learned this years ago. Or a box. Boxes are also good.

New Address: Under the bed, with the cat, where it is safe.