Rubes by Leigh Rubin for November 12, 2024

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    Ratkin Premium Member about 2 months ago

    We shalt not.

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    pschearer Premium Member about 2 months ago

    Long ago I sang in a church choir whose director had a strange sense of humor. That’s how we ended up singing “Baal, we cry to thee” from Mendelssohn’s “Elijah” in an Episcopal cathedral.

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    uniquename  about 2 months ago

    If only. That usually starts a war.

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    AtariDragon  about 2 months ago

    RIP Cliff Simon.

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    Concretionist  about 2 months ago

    Groan.

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    Gent  about 2 months ago

    Uh oh. Better not do baalasphemy now.

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    P51Strega  about 2 months ago

    No gems? No moving parts? I guess that’s his base Baal.

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    P51Strega  about 2 months ago

    Do weavers worship Basket Baal?

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    The Orange Mailman  about 2 months ago

    Daniel 3, an alternate ending.

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    Frank Burns Eats Worms  about 2 months ago

    Baal hog!!

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    Lablubber   about 2 months ago

    They’ll find an idol that’s much Buddha. One bad pun deserves another.

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    Kirk Barnes Premium Member about 2 months ago

    Oh. I thought it was bay-al. oopsie.

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    Stephen Gilberg  about 2 months ago

    Bah, it’s a foul Baal anyway.

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    pamela welch Premium Member about 2 months ago

    G R O A N — LOLOL

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    mokspr Premium Member about 2 months ago

    If they decide to sue you for possession of the idol, does that mean “the Baal is in their court”?

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    gopher gofer  about 2 months ago

    watch out, he’s about to go baalistic…

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    geese28  about 2 months ago

    Kid you would’ve been sacrificed by now

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    samadartson  about 2 months ago

    All religions in a nutshell.

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