The Argyle Sweater by Scott Hilburn for November 19, 2024

When you see the bill, you will say, oh Sh**.

I’ve always pronounced the product he’s switching to as “Mademoiselle”.

Tough s*it? Chew harder!

You got AT&T mixed up with Haley’s MO, which you can’t get any more!

If you’re going to deal with Facebook then you’re going to need METAmucil!

With fiber optics you should be able to see the results immediately.

Slow download speeds eh. No wonder it steenks.

Ageism

Well, there is a lot of crap posing for entertainment on cable so, in a way, I can understand his misunderstanding.

So now you’ll be the one spewing crap.

I think he does understand.

They are the phone company. They don’t care. They don’t have to.

That’s like the guy that was constipated and his doctor gave him suppositories for relief. A week later he was at his doctors office and told him they didn’t work at all. He said, "For all the good they did, I might as well been sticking them up my a $ $ ".

I had Sprint for years until they were absorbed by T-Mobile. My service got better and my rates went down. Now if my internet provider would just reconnect my internet. (not named due to slander/libel laws ) I lost service on 27 September and have had to use my phone as a Hot Spot ever since. My provider has proven they don’t actually care about service. The other providers have long since made repairs to the infrastructure and restored service. The other internet providers brought in subcontractor cable repair companies and got right to work restoring service. Georgia Power company made a MASSIVE effort to get power restored in the hurricane Helene area (Kudos to them).

After talking to customer service he’ll need lots of toilet paper.

Moral of the story. Always have a healthy supply of toilet paper to deal with all the B.S.

AT&T Fiber is a suppository, sir.

Funny!

Hilarious!!

8^)

He’s not happy with his download speeds(in the toilet.)

Apparently Hilburn doesn’t realize what generation invented computers and fiber optics. Computers are like s*x, each succeeding generation thinks they invented it.

I don’t even want to ask how much fiber he used.

Metamucil was a staple with the adults in my childhood. There was also a bottle of some brand of Milk of Magnesia around most of the time. So other companies took over the MO business? Lots of funny comments… I looked up MO and found it was also used for acne and other things… if the internet is to be trusted.

ATT Fiber constipates me daily.