Phoebe and Her Unicorn by Dana Simpson for December 10, 2024

So Prunella took her crown off for no reason?

I only learned this recently, but apparently whenever you see someone chant “One of us”, it’s a reference to the old thirties horror film Freaks.

Dakota is desperate but not THAT desperate.

Dakota doesn’t want her hair messed up!

That’s the unicorn disguise kit. I used to juggle three small plungers and stick one to my forehead.

“You are not of the body! You are not of the Phoebe! You will be absorbed!

And the other shoe drops. Dakota has no plan to plunge into popularity if this is the price.

It’s probably just the plunger from the public toilet in Goblintown..

Popular, don’t wanna be popular, Won’t put that thing on my head, Rather just be dead.

BLAÄRT!!!