/// Valentin played guitar here all week.
He kept hearing female voices speak
from a convent beyond
the stone wall, and he’s fond
of young girls, so he’s Sneaking a Peak.
Yes, Mistress. I am ready for my punishment.
Jake was hoping his guitar playing would attract many women. All he could see were a bunch of racoons.
Would you quite down & stop having fun! My shift doesn’t end for another hour.
“Yeah, she ain’t a blonde.”
Dang! Glass shards is gonna’ mess up the rest of this date.
“Well, here’s another nice mess you’ve gotten me into!”
I know I left my guitar around here somewhere.
When you sing and play so bad that it even makes you sick
Solstice*1947 about 6 hours ago
/// Valentin played guitar here all week.
He kept hearing female voices speak
from a convent beyond
the stone wall, and he’s fond
of young girls, so he’s Sneaking a Peak.
rmremail about 6 hours ago
Yes, Mistress. I am ready for my punishment.
Say What Now‽ Premium Member about 6 hours ago
Jake was hoping his guitar playing would attract many women. All he could see were a bunch of racoons.
rmremail about 6 hours ago
Would you quite down & stop having fun! My shift doesn’t end for another hour.
GoComicsGo! about 5 hours ago
“Yeah, she ain’t a blonde.”
Jayalexander about 3 hours ago
Dang! Glass shards is gonna’ mess up the rest of this date.
MS72 about 1 hour ago
“Well, here’s another nice mess you’ve gotten me into!”
Funny_Ha_Ha 39 minutes ago
I know I left my guitar around here somewhere.
jdculhane46 8 minutes ago
When you sing and play so bad that it even makes you sick