Wizard of Id Classics by Parker and Hart for November 29, 2024

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    Izzy Moreno  13 days ago

    This is what a well-balanced, meat-free, dairy-free, sugar-free, gluten-free, fat-free, low calorie diet does for you.

    Not to mention no smoking, no drinking, and fully protected against the inclement weather.

    You’re going to live a looooooooooooooong life.

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    BigDaveGlass  13 days ago

    You could say Spooktacular.

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    scote1379 Premium Member 13 days ago

    Come on you can say it " The King is a Fink ! "

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    constantine48  13 days ago

    That’s a good way to lose a nose.

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    sandpiper  13 days ago

    Fink gets left-hand salute. Not the guard’s favorite person

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    Larrycleve  12 days ago

    The guard has to provide a stool for the Fink to stand on.

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    brklnbern  12 days ago

    Maybe you should set up showings and sell tickets to customers.

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