B.C. by Mastroianni and Hart for November 22, 2024

Don’t worry, it’s just a little tarantula.

What’s he beefing about? The spider checked out already.

What’s that “HB, ME!” bottom right of the last panel?

What do you get when you cross a spider and an ear of corn?

Cobwebs.

Why did the man return his new pair of spider silk trousers?

They looked great, but the fly kept getting stuck.

Why can’t spiders become pilots?

They only know how to tailspin.

What do you call it when you have too many spiders in your house?

A no-fly zone.

Why did the man go on a date with a spider?

His wife told him to take it out instead of killing it.

What does the baby spider want to be when it grows up?

A web designer.

What do spiders eat?

I don’t know; why don’t you check on the web?

Have you seen the film about an onion that turns into a spider?

It’s called Shallot’s Web.

What’s a spider’s favorite pastime?

Fly fishing.

How tall is a spider?

Eight feet.

I was camping once for about 4 days and when I was packing up I found a Black Widow spider in my tent.

Cool beans font in the last panel.

I knew that’d get his attention!

Took a little time for the news to sink in.

EEK!

appears commenter littlejohn has a book of comic jokes, most of which are a good laugh.

Better than a bear in your sleeping bag…..

Who knows what else lurks in his shell

Who knows what lurks in the hearts of men?

Silence ……could have been golden!!!!!

Our family went on vacation about 1970 when I was 18 and my sister was 16. We stayed at a motel in Oklahoma. My sister and I were in one room. In the morning after getting dressed I shook out the bed sheets on my bed. There was a huge spider on the bed and it might have been a tarantula. That’s the closest I’ve ever been to having a heart attack. I thought was that in the bed with me all night?

It’s your pal Funnel-web Donald.