Strange Brew by John Deering for November 20, 2024

The hunters are also impressed with your “racks” {antlers}.

And, the ….. “jocularity” is about to start!!!

:-O

…Would you feel more comfortable if he had his gun rack mounted in the back of his Prius?

I’m sure he’ll get a bang out of it.

“And it looks like Uncle Fred has tied himself to the hood.”

Where I live, guns aren’t as prevalent as they are in the US. Coming home from work one day I saw that our new neighbour was taking what I thought to be a small arsenal of weapons out of his large black SUV, had me a little worried at first, then after a few days, he came over and introduced himself, found out he was Special Ops which allayed my worries, we had weekend BBQs until he was transferred out a few years later. It pays to know your neighbours.

Time to call Bugs Bunny. He knows how to deal with these types.

“I love Deer,” “Some of my best friends are deer.” “I don’t have a problem with deer, but why do they have to parade around?” “Why just deer lives matter? ALL lives matter.” Yeah, many of us know the neighbor who smiles & waves and yet some how stands against our family.

Something I can relate to because my new neighbor has quite a rack.

How BIG is the gun rack? There are 1.2 guns for every man, woman and child in America. 41 million guns are owned by 34 million people.

That’s for them thar liberal snowflake commie junkies, not deer. Just put an anti-vax sign in your yard, you’ll be fine.

THIS means WAR! Ethel, sharpen my antlers!

“And they have teenage boys. Well, there go the new traffic signs. And maybe we should take our name off the mailbox.”

When you talk to her, just remember her eyes are up here…….

That’s not good.

No problem, it an Easy Riders rifle rack.

“ John, deer, come look at this!”

One of our gag thrift store wedding presents was a coat rack or something made from a piece of wood and two deer hooves. Hippies don’t register at Nordstrom for wedding gifts.

Looks like Larry has moved into the neighborhood.

Dear, dear…

Walking home in my city neighborhood I saw an 8 point buck. A block later a doe. She was eating petunias.