Pearls Before Swine by Stephan Pastis for December 22, 2024

Social idiocy, the new nicotine

Now if there only people that believed the ratings.

2 1/2 stars – it’s realistic but too much so – its realism diminishes its comedic value…

“The D0uche Gets His” – coming soon to theaters everywhere!

Being famous on social media is like having a million dollars in Monopoly money.

Karma is sweet here!

This is precisely why I have nothing to do with antisocial media. No Facebook. No TikTok. No whatever. And I’m perfectly content without it.

I’m not very fond of the Orion constellation. Only ★★★

I have much better things to think about.

Meh. No crocks or Lil’ Guard Duck. I give it 2 stars.

Which came first: content, or social media? ;)

FIVE stars for the perfect KO!!

Is he dead? He has x’s for eyes.

I remember this from long ago, in the distant past, “Judge not, least ye be judged.” You know, sometimes the past really can come back to haunt us.

“Revenge is mine!” sayeth just about everyone.

Social media is what ruined our society.

I believe there’s a term for this. Mutually Assured Destruction

If only this site didn’t have just a like but a dislike “button”. Don’t you just hate that? Thumbs down to Stephan Pastis for presenting such a happy message at Christmastime. May he have a very merry Christmas.

So True

I won’t buy anything on Amazon that hasn’t been reviewed. I find the reviews there very helpful. I also leave reviews, more positive than negative

You nailed it on that one!

There’s the other side of Amazon ratings, people giving five stars to everything they like even a little bit.

I’m going to post in the GoComics comments about how lame a comic is.

I simply review with my wallet – bad service/product, don’t go back. Extra service/good product/good people – always go back (and tell a few friends as well).

Pastis is a surprisingly accomplished and unexpected social cartoonist.

Ugh, how miserable.

Well, I give him a 2 star rating for head banging.

Everyone’s a critic!!

That’s…. definitely a reason. I think it’s deeper than that, but whatever.

the weirdest social media is Linkedin. Not too many people say much s**t because it will keep them from getting hired or will get them fired.

And with Amazon on strike, it could take a few days to post it.

The phrase ’everyone’s a critic’ is now real.

I think Uber and AirBnB are two of the greatest examples of capitalism at its best.

Unfortunately true. People are more likely to complain than to give praise.

shèhuì xìnyòng tǐxì

Rate not lest ye be rated

Couple things: if he left a mess, there’s a fine. If he damaged the Uber door, there’s a damage fee (I know this one personally) PLUS regardless if he pays or not, or especially if he doesn’t pay it, he is BANNED from Uber, not to mention his rating dropping significantly.. per Uber “If a user does not follow our Terms of Service, they may lose access to our service”

oh and also, Uber drivers can now ban passengers who they don’t like, whether it’s 3 stars or 1 star. Stinky person? Banned. Late? Banned. Annoying? Banned. Rolls down the window when it’s raining? Banned banned banned!

Why do you think both Donald and Elmo bought social media companies? It’s the great dumbing-down of America.

A sad look into how modern civilizations were evolved into before our ultimate demise.

The biggest problem with the Information Age is too much information! (and too little accuracy)

No Twitter for me for a good year now. Way less stress without thoughts about things I can’t change. Especially about all those far right morons lacking any clue about natures laws and a working human society.

And saying something nice is being a kindly person, so that’s a good way to show how NOT to react to places, people & things