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An atheist dies and goes to hell
The devil welcomes him and says: “Let me show you around a little bit.” They walk through a nice park with green trees and the devil shows him a huge palace. “This is your house now, here are your keys.” The man is happy and thanks the devil. The devil says: “No need to say thank you, everyone gets a nice place to live in when they come down here!”
They continue walking through the nice park, flowers everywhere, and the devil shows the atheist a garage full of beautiful cars. “These are your cars now!” and hands the man all the car keys. Again, the atheist tries to thank the devil, but he only says “Everyone down here gets some cool cars! How would you drive around without having cars?”.
They walk on and the area gets even nicer. There are birds chirping, squirrels running around, kittens everywhere. They arrive at a fountain, where the most beautiful woman the atheist has ever seen sits on a bench. She looks at him and they instantly fall in love with each other. The man couldn´t be any happier. The devil says, “Everyone gets to have their soulmate down here, we don´t want anyone to be lonely!”
As they walk on, the atheist notices a high fence. He peeks to the other side and is totally shocked. There are people in pools of lava, screaming in pain, while little devils run around and stab them with their tridents. Other devils are skinning people alive, heads are spiked, and many more terrible things are happening. A stench of sulfur is in the air.
Terrified, the man stumbles backwards, and asks the devil, “What is going on there?”
The devil just shrugs and says: “Those are the Christians, I don´t know why, but they prefer it that way!”
If we figure hot sauce weighs about the same as water then Mike ate a bit over a quart of hot sauce. Don’t think it really matters which brand or how hot it was as he probably went straight to the hospital to have his stomach pumped. Wonder what the hospital staff thinks of bailing these “athletes” out after their stunts. Wonder how you code that treatment for insurance purposes?
Several hours later Jack flew past the ISS, waved and said “Hi Butch. My butt’s flaming and there’s a hole in my pants but, hey, this is some sort of record I’m sure.”
I would have thought it would have been faster to drink the hot sauce rather than eat it with a spoon. Plus how hot was the sauce? Was it mild or really spicy?
What type of hot sauce did Mike Jack get that was weighed in pounds? And what peppers were used? If it was my favorite Ghost Pepper salsa I’ll be impressed
The dude from FL Premium Member about 12 hours ago
Hope Mike Jack had a fire extinguisher near the toilet
Bilan about 11 hours ago
Just what any kid would want to do, take a tour of a noxious rubber factory.
pearlsbs about 11 hours ago
It’s molten and glowing. Why is it supposed to be hard to believe that lava can be that hot?
Pickled Pete about 10 hours ago
An atheist dies and goes to hell
The devil welcomes him and says: “Let me show you around a little bit.” They walk through a nice park with green trees and the devil shows him a huge palace. “This is your house now, here are your keys.” The man is happy and thanks the devil. The devil says: “No need to say thank you, everyone gets a nice place to live in when they come down here!”
They continue walking through the nice park, flowers everywhere, and the devil shows the atheist a garage full of beautiful cars. “These are your cars now!” and hands the man all the car keys. Again, the atheist tries to thank the devil, but he only says “Everyone down here gets some cool cars! How would you drive around without having cars?”.
They walk on and the area gets even nicer. There are birds chirping, squirrels running around, kittens everywhere. They arrive at a fountain, where the most beautiful woman the atheist has ever seen sits on a bench. She looks at him and they instantly fall in love with each other. The man couldn´t be any happier. The devil says, “Everyone gets to have their soulmate down here, we don´t want anyone to be lonely!”
As they walk on, the atheist notices a high fence. He peeks to the other side and is totally shocked. There are people in pools of lava, screaming in pain, while little devils run around and stab them with their tridents. Other devils are skinning people alive, heads are spiked, and many more terrible things are happening. A stench of sulfur is in the air.
Terrified, the man stumbles backwards, and asks the devil, “What is going on there?”
The devil just shrugs and says: “Those are the Christians, I don´t know why, but they prefer it that way!”
derdave969 about 5 hours ago
If we figure hot sauce weighs about the same as water then Mike ate a bit over a quart of hot sauce. Don’t think it really matters which brand or how hot it was as he probably went straight to the hospital to have his stomach pumped. Wonder what the hospital staff thinks of bailing these “athletes” out after their stunts. Wonder how you code that treatment for insurance purposes?
Huckleberry Hiroshima about 5 hours ago
Several hours later Jack flew past the ISS, waved and said “Hi Butch. My butt’s flaming and there’s a hole in my pants but, hey, this is some sort of record I’m sure.”
J. R. M. about 4 hours ago
Mike Jack’s aftermath is pictured in the second panel.
Angry Indeed Premium Member about 4 hours ago
That gas mask is the creepiest!
ragsarooni about 3 hours ago
Anything to get your 15 mins of fame,eh?
The Duke about 2 hours ago
I would have thought it would have been faster to drink the hot sauce rather than eat it with a spoon. Plus how hot was the sauce? Was it mild or really spicy?
h.v.greenman about 1 hour ago
What type of hot sauce did Mike Jack get that was weighed in pounds? And what peppers were used? If it was my favorite Ghost Pepper salsa I’ll be impressed