Brevity by Dan Thompson for November 27, 2024

It spent too long in the friar.

Why does a Frenchman only need one egg to make an omelet?

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Because one egg is un oeuf

When my eggs communicated, they said, “Let’s get the shell outta here!”

Is it 77 times (or 70 times 7 times) yet?

Told him once every seven years

It was a calculated whisk.

Wait ’til you taste his Eggs Benedict Arnold.

Monk see, monk do…..

Is this an eggs-istential crisis?

Trapistes brew:)

To raise funds, the monastery started cooking and selling fish and chips. A waggish customer asked the brother who served him, “Are you the fish friar?” “No, I’m the chip monk.” – Source forgotten

to talk like that to someone who’s preparing your food takes huevos…

He walks a monk us.