Speed Bump by Dave Coverly for November 24, 2024

And then he licks your face.

It’s a miracle, the turkey is still untouched!

THAT made me laugh out loud!

It’s not repeatable in from of mixed company.

Ah yes, it’s the little things in life.

“….Jerry……….JERRY!”

So he’s grateful for a very flexible spine.

This one reminds me of several jokes, but I’ll go with the clean one.

Two dogs watching a movie showing a couple kissing. One dog says to the other, “That’s disgusting. Why can’t they just sniff each other’s butts?”

He’s gone, and nothing is going to bring him back.

Always drama at the table! Eww

Jerry was groin tired of waiting.

“Daddy why is that dog licking it`s balls?” Dad, “Because he can.”

A prevailing theme.

Why do dogs do that?…. Because they can, of course!

Peepils jealous of doggies cause they can’t be doing this.

Animals are gross. They don’t wipe their butts, so you shouldn’t let them sit on your furniture!

Man watching dog lick himself: “I wish I could do that.” Dog owner: “we’ll go ahead, but he might bite you.”

Dogs, no table manners ! ;-)